This is nothing like what I normally write. This just came to me when I was putting my music on my iPod and it went from epic Transformers Prime to Charlie the Unicorn. I died laughing at the thought of this and had to write it. This is based off of my Grandmother's fanfiction The Diego Diaries (which can be found here on FF). Enjoy! I do not own the song or Transformers.


Sunstreak sat with Kaon in his arms as he listened to The Jazz and Blaster Show. They were talking about the new waves of refugees that were headed their way. Sideswipe and Bluestreak were headed back with energon and would be there any minute now, but what happened next was something that caught him off guard.

"One of our callers just requested a song for Sunstreaker. We have been told that he is having a hard day today. Sunstreaker, here is a song that you should take advice from every once in a while," Blaster chuckled as he started the next song.

Sunny you look quite down
With your big fat eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Sunny when your life's a mess
When you're feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wash that sad away

Sunny perked up wondering what the song was going to tell him to do to make his day feel better.

All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)

Sunstreaker sat there for a moment in shock. This song was telling him to take so sort of organic food and put it in his audio receptor. He knew for a fact that if he did that, not only would he look ridiculous, but Ratchet would kill him.

Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear

At least on part of this song was telling the truth. It would be hard of hear with a banana in your ear.

When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sunstreaker just shook his head as the song ended. Humans had some crazy songs and so far a song about almost everything. This was one of those, he thought as the door opened and his twin and love came in the door.

"Were you listening to the Jazz and Blaster show just a few minutes ago?" Sunstreaker asked them.

"We were and we heard this song about putting a banana in your ear," Bluestreak smiled.

"So we decided to bring one to you," Sideswipe said holding out two energon bananas to his twin. "I hope it helps."

Sunstreaker just shook his head as Bluestreak and Sideswipe laughed.