Chapter One: The Encounter

Achilles was walk

Achilles was talk

ut actilles was no fight in the trojan war

bcause agamamnon stole his whore

SO achilles send Patroclus to go see nestor

because he was a spiritual investor

but when patroclus comes back achilles was not pleased

patroclus had do the deed

"Achilles" said Patroclus

"I rly like you

But fighting the trojans is what I will do

They are dyeing bu the thousand

So I will wear ur armor and pound them

into the bloody trojan dirt

there woman's will see me and graciously squirt"

"Patroclus" Say a chillies

"I love you babby

pls dont go i need you, big daddy

u r the light of my life

nd th end of my strife

dont leve me here

so lonely, horny, and very queer"

So patroclus look sad but happy

He touch achilles hair, it wasn't nappy

and he comfort him with a kiss on the lips

achilles was in his head do backflips

he had loved patroclus for a v long thyme

Patroclus made his dick erupt with slime

Achilles kiss back his achaen lover

In eachothers lips they smother

Achilles touch patroclus chest

patroclus knew achilles was the very best

Achilles take off patroclus shirt

they kiss and touch and start to flirt

Patroclus pin achilles to the ground

and finger his butthole round and round

Achilles grabs his man and gasped

His penis was no longer flaccid

"Patroclus" Anchovies say,

"Fill my dirty achaen butthole

with your dick so large and supple

I want to love you every day

And we will sex so many way"

"My love there is a great greek battle

But we have time andI have a saddle

We can play a sexy game

how about some horse roleplay?"

So achilles dons the saddle on hs back

Petroclus give hi sexy but a smack

And road achilles long and hard

they both was singing like the bard

there screems of pleasure filled the air

Achilles pulled patroclus hair

Butt to dick and dick to butt

they fucked until the san came up

like a pair of mighty stallion

whinnying in the dark of macedon

lions manes dripping with sweat

there giant members soaking wet

The greeks were both about to cum

but someone was coming at a run

IT WAS ODYSSEOUS!1111111

he pull back the tent flap

and gasp but he try not to fap

The lovers were scared of odysseus is rage

but reader you have to turn the page...

(A/N I worked really hard on this guys NO FLAMIN, U FUCKN POSERS! PLS R+R and feel free to massage me :3 I dont bite...hard)