Maiden Universe in:
Since the day that Shigure, Kyo, and Yuki had their Maidens for Hire, i.e., the evil Defective Trio, it's like the Sohmas wanted to try out the robotic servants. But what of the other Sohmas say to its mechanical prodigy?
Kagura Sohma
Ayame Sohma giggled, "Well… I don't mind having a servant help me around, with its glamour. However, I don't want one. Why, I figured that I'd present design ideas for newer costumes. I have a delectable item for some of our Maidens."
Momiji Sohma responded, "If I had one, I want him or her to be trustworthy and on my every whim, like I had a mother I'd never had."
Hatori Sohma snuffed, "If a Maiden for Hire helped me with Master Akito, I'd disapprove it. I'll only accept Maidens or Butler, if they help with medical problems."
Kyo Sohma
Hiro Sohma smugly spoke, "You think I'd want some robot servant to help me? That's the problem with Japan, these days. What if I want the Maiden to do my laundry or a Butler to sweep up the yard? What if I'd say that they don't add up to being in a race called human?"
Kisa smiled, "If I had a Maiden… I want one to look like Sissy."
Someone beat you to it, Kisa…
A fan fiction from Miz-K Takase
Black Haru smiled evilly, "Yeah! If I'd get a Butler for Hire, I'd spar with him!"
Momiji calmed him and said, "What if you had a Maiden?"
He switched to White Haru and said, "You know… I never thought of that."
Ritsu Sohma then said, "Well… I'd have a twin set. You know, maybe I'll have me a duo of Maidens and Butlers helping out with my hot springs resort with mother."
He panicked and shrieked, "AAH! I'm sorry! WAIT! What if I buy like ten of them? At the risk, we may go into debt! I didn't mean to say that!"
He screamed, "AAH! NO WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME YET! I HAVEN'T EXPLA-!"
Butler for Hire: Kyo-Chan
(Maiden Universe story #12)
But our story begins in Tokyo, where the Tokyo branch is finished shipping a Butler for Hire for delivery.
Callie Tsuki called, "Okay! Take him away!"
A foreman made the thumbs-up, as Callie carefully loaded the box in the truck.
Heiji Shaitori, Kyoto's supervisor, called, "Hey, Tsuki… Do you think it is right? Won't it be like before with that crazy Tohru Model?"
Callie whispered, "NEVER mention that again! It's done in the past. I'm glad you transferred here, since you came from Kyoto."
Heiji smiled, "Kazuya has everything under control now. We had to make a delivery gift, for a Palazzo, but hey…"
He said, "But what can we expect?"
She then patted his back and said, "Well, I'm glad we'd make this delivery now. I've heard about the Sohmas from Miss West. This'll be the first Sohma to be delivered a Maiden or Butler."
Heiji sighed, "I'm guessing that this Yuki Sohma changed his mind. Hanako told me about it."
But he was wrong. This Butler for Hire was being delivered to a very special Sohma… one with an ambition.
The package said: TO: Kagura Sohma
"Alright! Let's go!" He called, as the truck moved out.
Callie waved to him, with a pink slip in her hand. She then gasped.
"OH! I FORGOT!" She cried.
What was it? We'll find out later.
At Kagura's home, which was pretty small, she got a huge package from the company. She grabbed it and opened it up.
Kagura Sohma mostly lives by the Main Sohma Residence, with her mom and Kazuma Sohma. She moved out, living with her mom, and lived by herself, after her 20th birthday, but she still was the same Kagura. She is the boar (or pig) of the Zodiac Curse, and as a rule, if hugged by another man, or if sick, she turns into a boar. Of course, she's immune to men that are cursed by the Zodiac, namely Yuki, Shigure, Haru, Hatori, and even her crush, Kyo.
She has dreamt the day of marrying Kyo Sohma, the cat of the Zodiac, since they were kids. However, Kyo has yet to show consent, since he doesn't care…
which is where we see her get a Butler for Hire, out of sheer jealousy…
"This is so swell!" She cheered, "I'm going to love it! I've always wanted to try the Butler for Hire! In fact, it'll be the BEST 2,500 Yen I spent!"
She was wearing her green dress, black leggings, and a rabbit backpack. She opened the box and saw her new Butler, which had orange hair and a black uniform. He looked exactly like Kyo.
"There he is…" she giggled, "Welcome to my home, you darling sweetheart!"
She blushed and cheered, "YAY! I got me a Butler for Hi-! AH!"
She rushed around the box and tried to look around. She was simply confused. She dropped to her knees and whined, "How do you turn him on? This is so bad! Someone tell me, before in advance… about these robot hotties!"
She pouted and decided to call Kyo. However, when she got on the phone, there was no answer. She hung up and sobbed, "Well… This stinks! How in the world am I going to enjoy Kyo's company, when I don't have him moving?"
She then thought, "Oh… I just realized something…"
She then blushed and started to hug her Butler. But nothing…
As mentioned, Kagura Sohma is a cursed member of the Zodiac. She knew that she'll turn into an animal, whenever she's hugged by an opposite gender, or if she's sick. Kagura was crossed… yet livid beyond belief!
"DAMN IT!" She shouted, throwing a tantrum, "What's a girl got to do to be naked over a Butler for Hire?"
She didn't know that Maidens and Butlers are immune to the curse, since they're not human.
"Sheesh!" She whined, "At this rate… I'm going to ask for a refund!"
She then found a slip of paper in his pocket and pulled it out.
"Hmm…"
She read it:
"Congratulations on your new custom-made Butler for Hire, model number K1TTY, named Kyo. He is here for your guaranteed service, and to serve at your every whim. To activate him, plug him in and press his button, located in his back."
She was in distraught, as she plummeted to the floor, anime-style, "NOW it tells me…"
She plugged him in and then sighed, "Maybe if it went longer, I'd call Hatori and help me with this tin can…"
She then giggled in glee, "But, ooh… what a beautiful coincidence… I get to date my Butler for Hire and rub it in Kyo's face, which happens to be named after my robot."
She laughed evilly, "Let's see our cat friend be jealous of him!"
She pressed his button and pranced away. As he started to shake, he opened his eyes, shining an LED brown. He turned and saw Kagura's room. He then spoke in a similar voice as Kyo's, "Oh… What a wonderful home."
He then stood in place and said, "I shan't work in this place, until someone shows up, saying that they turned me on. A Miss Kagura, I believe…"
Kagura returned, holding a bouquet of roses, with petals fluttering, saying, "Now to make this Butler at home…"
She then threw the rose petals around and laughed. While the Butler was fuming a bit, Kagura snickered.
"Kyo… my darling Butler, once you are turned on, I await your first orders!"
Kyo spoke and bowed, "Speak no more…"
She gasped and saw him. "Ky-, Ky-, Kyo? It's… It's you…"
She blushed and introduced herself, "I am Kagura Sohma… It's nice to meet you, K1TTY!"
He bowed and said, "As of this moment, I shall give you guaranteed service, serving to your every need and order. I am Model #K1TTY. My name is Kyo."
Kagura smiled, "Kyo… Kyo-Chan…"
"Uh… Kyo-Chan?"
"Oh, sorry. It was out of nowhere. I wish to be your loyal user."
"Good. Then you don't mind if you clean your mess up… YOU, of all users, know that a Maiden tends to clean; not a Butler!"
"Oh…"
"That's cool. I don't mind it, at all. However, in the future, may you please tend to business to your own cleaning?"
"I shall… Sorry if I made a mess."
She pouted and was sad. Kyo smiled and held her, "But, that's okay. If you do well, maybe we'll spend time together."
"Oh… Kyo-Chan…"
She fainted and fell to the floor.
He smirked, "I guess I was too much for her."
He carried her off to her bed, as he tended to his business: cleaning the house, the Butler for Hire way.
XXXXX
That night, Kagura called to Kyo, "Kyo-Chan!"
He appeared, in his uniform, and bowed, "You call, my master?"
Kagura smiled, "Come to bed, with me, Kyo…"
She showed her the bed she was lying in and whispered, "Room for you…"
Kyo smiled and said, "How about tomorrow? I'm not used to this place yet."
"Aw, come on!" She shouted, "I want to see your Pleasure Mode in action! Besides, I may look like a kid, but I'm only 20! I know about it! I'm not stupid!"
She then got up from bed and shouted, "TELL ME WHY YOU CAN'T GET IT BED!"
Kyo snapped, "Madam… You are WAY too loud and annoying for me. Plus, you tend to be high-strung. I do have enough battery life for one massage to you. But that's it. I need to recharge, for the night."
"Oh," she gasped, "I forget… I forget that you have battery power. I'm sorry."
She was a bit shy, as she whispered, "Uh… How's tomorrow? I think you need a break. And I'm so sorry for ruining this moment."
"It is okay, my dear," he said, "Maybe you can tone down your anger."
She yelled, "WHO'S ANGRY? YOU'RE A BUTLER ROBOT! YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS!"
"Actually… We do," he said, "I can feel happiness, sadness, and even other emotions, like the Maidens."
She blushed, "Aw… I didn't know. You're too advanced for me, but I think you'd be perfect, if you were bossy and violent."
Kyo smiled and plugged himself in, "Maybe so… But I do, what my programming says."
He then kissed her on the nose and said, "Tomorrow."
"Tomorrow," She blushed, as he went into Sleep Mode.
Kagura went to sleep, following her first day as the new user of Kyo.
