DISCLAMER: I own Mr. Fluffy and that's it. Hell I don't even have a cat. Just 3 dogs. Valmont and co. belongs to uh. . they belong to. . er. .NOT Me. So if you sue me all you'll get is a (looks in pocket) pencil. So read on.
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Valmont loses his kitty cat
Valmont walked into his office after along and tiring day. He just wanted to sit and pet his kitty cat. "Mr. Fluffy? Here kitty, kitty, kitty." Valmont poked around his office until he was satisfied that Mr. Fluffy was not present. "Who left the window open? Mr. Fluffy could've escaped!" Valmont exclaimed as he shut the window. "Window. . open. . . Mr.Fluffy missing. Window...open....Mr.Fluffy... gone. AHHHHHHHHH! MR. FLUFFY!" Valmont screamed when it finally dawned on him that Mr. Fluffy had indeed disappeared.
"Boss what is it?" Finn, Chow, Ratso, and Hak Foo rushed into the room to find a weeping Valmont holding a picture of a cat.
"Boss?" Finn asked slowly.
"Mr.Flufffy's gone!" Valmont said before dissolving into tears. His Enforcers looked at him as their boss sat in front of them sobbing.
"Hey uh Big-V. Calm down now. We'll go and get Mr. Fluffy for you." Finn said looking at his fellow henchmen for support.
"Uh yeah sure." Ratso said looking a little teary himself.
"Oh definitely. Absolutely." Chow said as he picked up a picture off of the sobbing, crime lord's desk. It was a picture of a black cat with a white tail. "Okay Hak Foo, you come with me. Finn and Ratso go together." Chow said as they left the office. Once the door was closed Ratso burst into tears and Finn was sniffling.
"That's soooooo sad!" Finn sniffed as he hunted for a tissue.
"Come on lets just find the cat so he'll stop crying." Chow said as Hak Foo mutely handed out the tissues. Ratso had pulled himself together.
"Hunting dog finds missing cat." Hak Foo shouted as he ran out of the building. Chow ran quickly to catch up.
"Well * sniff * lets go find Big-V's * hic * little kitty cat." Finn sniffed as he and Ratso headed out.
Okay peoples, trust me the next chapter will be FUNNY. I just needed the usual crappy being chapter to explain about what is going on. The rating may change for language. I have so much shit (pardon mon fronce) to do and Chapter 2 may be a little late in coming up. Just wait I've got a digimon fic and an Invader Zim fic to add. All ready (just not typed) I looooooove Bio. Its unbelievable what one can think to write when one is dying of immense boardroom. One question WHO CARES ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADAPTATION AND FITNESS??? I sure don't. Phew.. okay review and Flames are welcome. If nessicery one can e-mail me @ Paperclipofdoom@aol.com. BUT if I get Porn, Spam, chain, or viruses, I'll hunt down the person and drag them to my Bio class so they can be board to death too. (That would be your cue to pretend to act scared.)
~17 sugar cubes ^_^
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Valmont loses his kitty cat
Valmont walked into his office after along and tiring day. He just wanted to sit and pet his kitty cat. "Mr. Fluffy? Here kitty, kitty, kitty." Valmont poked around his office until he was satisfied that Mr. Fluffy was not present. "Who left the window open? Mr. Fluffy could've escaped!" Valmont exclaimed as he shut the window. "Window. . open. . . Mr.Fluffy missing. Window...open....Mr.Fluffy... gone. AHHHHHHHHH! MR. FLUFFY!" Valmont screamed when it finally dawned on him that Mr. Fluffy had indeed disappeared.
"Boss what is it?" Finn, Chow, Ratso, and Hak Foo rushed into the room to find a weeping Valmont holding a picture of a cat.
"Boss?" Finn asked slowly.
"Mr.Flufffy's gone!" Valmont said before dissolving into tears. His Enforcers looked at him as their boss sat in front of them sobbing.
"Hey uh Big-V. Calm down now. We'll go and get Mr. Fluffy for you." Finn said looking at his fellow henchmen for support.
"Uh yeah sure." Ratso said looking a little teary himself.
"Oh definitely. Absolutely." Chow said as he picked up a picture off of the sobbing, crime lord's desk. It was a picture of a black cat with a white tail. "Okay Hak Foo, you come with me. Finn and Ratso go together." Chow said as they left the office. Once the door was closed Ratso burst into tears and Finn was sniffling.
"That's soooooo sad!" Finn sniffed as he hunted for a tissue.
"Come on lets just find the cat so he'll stop crying." Chow said as Hak Foo mutely handed out the tissues. Ratso had pulled himself together.
"Hunting dog finds missing cat." Hak Foo shouted as he ran out of the building. Chow ran quickly to catch up.
"Well * sniff * lets go find Big-V's * hic * little kitty cat." Finn sniffed as he and Ratso headed out.
Okay peoples, trust me the next chapter will be FUNNY. I just needed the usual crappy being chapter to explain about what is going on. The rating may change for language. I have so much shit (pardon mon fronce) to do and Chapter 2 may be a little late in coming up. Just wait I've got a digimon fic and an Invader Zim fic to add. All ready (just not typed) I looooooove Bio. Its unbelievable what one can think to write when one is dying of immense boardroom. One question WHO CARES ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADAPTATION AND FITNESS??? I sure don't. Phew.. okay review and Flames are welcome. If nessicery one can e-mail me @ Paperclipofdoom@aol.com. BUT if I get Porn, Spam, chain, or viruses, I'll hunt down the person and drag them to my Bio class so they can be board to death too. (That would be your cue to pretend to act scared.)
~17 sugar cubes ^_^
