One-shot, inspired somewhat by personal experience… Not that I'd do this, of course…


"Now, once again, Tyson…" Hilary grinned, hiding the tape recorder behind her back.

Tyson winced.

"I… have fifteen mosquito bites on my ass… because I mooned a swarm of mosquitoes."

"And why is this stupid?"

"Because my butt is too ugly to show."

"And what lesson do we learn from this?"

"Uhh… not to… moon mosquitoes?"

"Nope!" Hillary grinned, producing the tape recorder. "Always check for bugs in the room before revealing embarrassing information!" She laughed evilly before running out the room to where the Bladebreakers were training.

"GUYS GUYS YOU HAVE TO LSITEN TO THIS!"

"HILARY!"