A short thing because I finally played the Citadel DLC and I am more than in love with Eezo. I love varrens in general, I wish Shep could've taken Urz back to the Normandy in me2


"Jack is that you?" Miranda calls, somewhat hysterically from the living room of their small, London apartment.
"Yeah it's me…" Jack rounds the corner, dropping her bag on the floor and looking at her girlfriend, who is perched on her desk. "What are you doing?"
"There's a varren in the apartment!" Miranda whisper yells. "How did it even get in here!?" She looks around, checking the room and under the desk before clambering down and crossing the room. "And it's biotic! Every time I walk anywhere, it knocks my legs out from under me!"
Jack raises her eyebrow slightly before turning to the direction of the bedroom and whistling.

The varren in question trots in to the call and plonks itself down on the floor. Miranda's eyes widen. "You brought it into the apartment?!" She whisper shouts, "Are you insane?"
"Well, yeah, you know that." Jack rolls her eyes before crouching down and petting the animal. "This is Eezo. Eezo, this is Miranda, and you have to be nice to her because she loves us." Jack throws a look over her shoulder before backtracking slightly. "Well, she loves me. She will love you, eventually." She straightens up again, looking down into the varrens orange eyes. "Got it?" She asks him. He lets out a low whine in response.
"Where did you even get a varren Jack?" Miranda sighs, running a hand through her hair and crossing the living room.

Jack crosses after her, sitting down on the couch. "I got him on the Citadel, from a pound. While I was stationed there during the war? He's from Thessia, originally, but someone had imported him. He's a bit of a grump, because of the biotics, so his old owners pretty much just abused him until they gave up completely and fucking abandoned him on the lower wards." She looks towards the varren, who's curled himself at the foot of the couch. "He just needed a little love, that's all." She looks back up towards Miranda, who's expression is unreadable. "You're not mad, are you?"
"I won't lie, I'm mad you didn't tell me you were moving your… dog, into our apartment. How come you never brought this up before?" Miranda replies, sliding closer to Jack.

"It never felt like the right time, I guess. I was gonna tell you soon, but the guy who was looking after him for me couldn't keep him anymore. So he's here. You're really not mad?" Jack meets Miranda half way, snuggling her head into the crook of her neck.
"No, I'm not mad. I can never be mad at you. I would've preferred something a little smaller, perhaps, but I can see how much you love him." Miranda brings a hand up to rest in Jacks hair, combing through it softly.
"So he can stay?" Jack mumbles.
"Yes. But he's not sleeping on the bed, I'm drawing a line there." Miranda chastens half-heartedly.
"You here that boy?" Jack says, watching as the varrens head pops up over the couch cushions. "I told you she'd love you!"
Eezo lets out a happy bark at this and leaps, barrelling his way onto the couch and gaining a very undignified squeak from Miranda.
Jack lets out a chuckle before stroking Eezo lovingly. "Who's a biotic badass? You are, yes you are."