Author's Note: This is a parody of all the stories with fan characters in them. You'll see how.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic and co.
The green forest shook as a blue hedgehog sped through.
He had emerald colored eyes, bright blue fur, skin on his belly, arms, and legs, a long tail that pointed out, shoes that were white on the bottom and one stripe on the sides. The rest of his shoes were scarlet. His favorite food was chilidogs, and some called him the blue blur. His ears were pointed up, and he had only been to the dentist once. He also had no criminal record so far, and is non-alcoholic. He doesn't smoke either, and sometimes he wears sunglasses. He likes to chill out at the beach because he's laid-back. He has a tendency to not stay in one place for too long. He also has spikes on the back of his head and back. Some of his teeth are pointy. Some people think his second favorite food is baked beans, but I'm not sure. He also likes to visit the barber on Mondays, even though he doesn't have hair. Some people think he's weird, but I like him. His socks are white, and his fur is blue. His name was Sonic. (For more information, look at the back of game cases)
"Tails!" Sonic yelled.
A yellow fox flew out of the trees.
He had two long tails that he used to fly. He was all yellow except he had white on the tips of his tails. His voice is high pitched and annoying. He likes to follow Sonic because Sonic's his hero. Some people think he likes Sonic, but I think that's just creepy. He once spent a night in jail for tipping and peeing on cows. He as also arrested for DUI. He has a dream to work at McDonalds. He's very smart so he can make stuff. He once went to juve for blowing up the school with a missile. He once saved Station Square from Eggman's bomb. He listens to girly music, which gives him the appearance of a homosexual. His favorite color is pink, and his fur is yellow. He has white gloves and socks. His shoes are white and red like Sonic's (see above). Half of the shoes in front are red, and the other half is white. He likes to watch Pokemon. He can make huge robots. His X-Tornado can transform into a robot. His IQ is higher than yours. He has three weird hair things sticking out of his head. He also has three hairs sticking out of the sides of his muzzle. His muzzle is white. His fur is yellow. His name was Tails. (For more information, see my profile)
"Did you give Knuckles the message?" Sonic asked.
Knuckles was a red echidna with a white crest on his chest. He has spikes at the ends of his gloves. His shoes are yellow, green, red, and have a steel plate on the top of them. He was arrested for killing a man! He guards the Master Emerald. He has dread locks that run down the back of his head. He tries to act like he's black when he's really white. He listens to rap music. He used to be an enemy of Sonic, but that was when he was stupid and gullible. He tries to act tough, but he really watches soap operas and wets the bed. He sleeps with a teddy bear named "Teddy Knux". Stupid, I know. In his spare time he likes to bake muffins and cookies and cake. His favorite flavor is vanilla. He has dread locks running down the back of his head. His fur is red. He once fell off Mount Everest. He's been to China, Russia, South Korea, Japan, United States, Britain, Mexico, and Congo! His favorite color is red, and his favorite food is grapes. Knuckles lives on a strange floating island called Angel Island that seems to have shrunken from Sonic & Knuckles to Sonic Adventure. He never seems to be there though.
"Yeah." Tails replied.
"Thanks, buddy." Said Sonic, zooming off.
THE END.
