Mystery: Yami, would you do the honors?

Yami: *death glare* She does not own Yu-Gi-Oh so never ask her again because I'll be stuck saying it.

Mystery: Oh Yami. You're so silly.

Yami: I'm in this story aren't I?

Mystery: *Evil smirk*

Yami: Oh great. Ra save me!

"Blah" = talking

'Blah'= thinking

(Blah)= Yugi or Ryou talking to their Yamis

((Blah))= Yamis talking to Yugi or Ryou.

*Blah*= Scene's changing.

Mystery: Now that that's all cleared up on with the fic.

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The Vacation from Hell

            "Are you ready yet Yami? You take longer than a girl to get dressed." Yugi yelled at the Bathroom door, which Yami was occupying.

            "Hold on aibou. It's not like we're in a rush or anything." Yami replied calmly. Yugi sighed. True they were not in a rush but Yugi so desperately wanted to get on the move for they could start the Road trip earlier. Yami sensing Yugi's anxiety, chuckled to himself, and hurriedly finished getting dressed.

            "Finally!" Yugi yelled as Yami came out of the bathroom.

            "Why do you have school off anyway Aibou?" Yami asked suspiciously. "Are you cutting?"

            "No Yami. You see the teachers are on strike for a better salary. They tried everything that they could think of but nothing worked so they went to the extreme. They canceled school for a whole month!" Yugi said hurriedly as he headed toward the door.

            "Oh. Where are we going anyway?" Yami asked while picking up his and Yugi's bag.

            "Las Vegas." Yugi replied. They quickly made their way down stairs and said their goodbyes to Solomon Moto, Yugi's Grandpa. Just as they were about to head out the door Solomon stopped his Grandson.

            "Yugi, I have to talk to you about something real fast." Grandpa said calmly.

            "Can it wait Grandpa? I'm going to be late." Yugi replied desperately.

            "All right but you have to promise to call me if anything goes wrong." Yugi nodded and both Yami and Yugi headed out the door.

*Thirty Minutes later*

                  Mai slowly read down a list of things that they were supposed to bring for the trip.

      "One Toothbrush each, check. Toothpaste, check. Clothing, check. Money, check." Mai spoke aloud. After about five minutes they were almost ready to take off, except for one thing. Sitting arrangements.

      "Lets see. I'll take the puppy dog, Tristan, Mokuba, Tea, and myself." Announced Seto.

      "Hey, don't call me puppy dog!" Exclaimed Joey, who was about to charge Seto. Tristan grabbed Joey by the collar and everyone sweat dropped.

      "Well I guess that leaves me with Ryou, Bakura, Yugi, and Yami. You all will have to behave yourselves with a lady like me in your presence." Mai replied making everyone's sweat drops to grow bigger.

      "Hey why do I have to go with the Pharaoh on this stupid trip?" Bakura asked angrily.

      "Either this or a month in a house with nothing to do but sleep." Ryou replied cautiously. Bakura shot a death glare at Ryou causing Ryou to take a step back. Yugi, sensing something was going to happen stepped in to eliminate the problem.

      "If it is that much of a trouble Bakura can sit in front with Mai and the rest of us can sit in the back. Happy now?" Yugi replied. Everyone nodded and everyone was ready to go until Joey opened his big mouth.

      "Hey guys, I have an idea!" Joey exclaimed.

      "Wow, the puppy dog actually has a brain." Seto stated coldly.

      "Watch it Kiba. Anyway let's make the ride to Los Vegas a race. Whoever looses will have to do whatever the other team says." After about one minute of thought everyone agreed to the other teams conditions. If Mais team wins then Seto, Tristan, and Joey would have to wear dresses the whole time that they were at Los Vegas and Tea would have to cut an inch of her hair off (I'm evil*.*). But if Kiba's team won then Yami, Yugi, Bakura, and Ryou would have to wear dresses the whole time they're there and Mai, much to Tea disgust, would have to kiss almost all of them except Tea.

      Yami, liking the challenge, shook Kiba's hand then they were off in different directions.  

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Mystery: Wow! I wrote all that. *Glares at writing admiration showing in her large chibi like eyes.*

Yami: This chapter didn't seem all that bad but the thing with grandpa was sort of weird. What did he mean to call him if anything went wrong? Is something going to happen to my Aibou?

Mystery: *Chibi innocent eye stare that melts almost everyone's heart* No. Why would I do that? *Grins wickedly inside. Yami Mystery all of a sudden comes out of the millennium bracelet.* Oh NO!!!!!!!! Evil Yami on the loose!"

 Everyone sweat drops except Mystery.

Yami Mystery: It's time for your long awaited nap. After all it's 12:00 at night.

Mystery: I will not go to sleep with out a fight.

Yami Mystery starts to chant and Ancient Egyptian sleeping spell. Mystery covers her ears.

Mystery: I'm not listening. I..'m not…Listening.

Mystery's eyes droop slightly. She slowly crawls over to Yami and falls asleep on top of his lap.

Yami: What am I supposed to do now?

Yami Mystery: I guess you have to wait for the next chappie. See ya.

Yami Mystery goes back into the millennium bracelet in a flash.

Yami: Don't leave me!!!!!! The torture! The Torture!  My leg is getting tired causing me to get tired causing me to … fall...ZZZZ.

Will Mystery and Yami ever wake up? Will the Road trip race be a living nightmare? You'll find out next time if you deposit at lest five R&R's for my first fic. See you next time.