Authors note: All right, this is my first attempt at fan fiction. Now, if
there is anyone who sees any horrible harry potter history mistake on this,
please email me, or volunteer to beta future entries cuz I read A LOT and I
have a horrible memory which means, I confuse myself and I'll make many
mistakes concerning these characters. I haven't even had time to read book
4 believe it or not so….. But, I have this horrible erg to write a
Draco/Neville fic. I haven't seen many out there so I thought contributing
anything is better than letting that ship be so slim. Again, don't be
afraid to email me and point out any mistakes :) Thank you!
P.S. Draco's diary is named Wolly after the cat he had at age ummmm, lets say 5. He found it when it was a kitten, fed it and gave it shelter, until his dad came home from a trip he was on and drowned it to show Draco that affection of any kind is bad. This is their last year at Hogwarts so I'm allowed to have them think dirty thoughts about each other, they are 18 ^_~
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are in this story. They belong to J.K. Rowling. If they belonged to meee, all the cute guys would be together! Like…Ron/Harry, Draco/Neville, Dean/Seamus, Oliver/Percy/Marcus hehehehe!
Dear Wolly,
It happened again today! I was walking along the side of the lake, just enjoying the absolute wonderful company that is me and I saw him, looking up through the branches of a tree. He is an absolute loon! Well…I guess I can understand why Longbottom fancies looking up. The speck of green leaves in contrast to the clear blue sky. But that's not the point, he actually does it when he's walking, which of course, just makes him trip over something! Why must he make such an ass of himself, the prat. Not that I care that he hurts himself. Or that other people, including myself mind you, just think of him as a bumbling idiot. If only he would study harder ya know and stop being such a git, and take some fucking balance lessons! Now I have wasted a whole damn paragraph on Neville uh I mean Longbottom. Lets see, what else happened on this bloody glorious day (sarcasm), Oh I tripped Weasley in the hall and Snape gave out a pop quiz that I got an A on.
-Draco
Dear Wolly,
Father sent me a gift today. It's a knowledge pencil. Illegal I'm betting, but no one can tell the difference between a regular pencil and this one. You just stroke the pencil over the question, and it writes out the answer. Clever eh? Ah yes, saw Longbottom sniffing a book today. He does that often. Says he likes the way they smell like a foreign spice or something. What bollocks! I told him to stick his nose up Potters bumb to smell something foreign. *sniffs journal* Actually, he was kinda right. This journal smells faintly of nut meg. I would never let him know that I actually tried something that he did, just to see why he likes it so much. The new girl, Trisha, who transferred from a U.S. magic school, was flirting annoyingly open with him today. Could you imagine? This is only because I turned her down earlier, calling her snout-nosed Ravenclaw mudblood. This was the best I could come up with; it was damn early in the morning! Now she'll stay out of my hair for the rest of the year.
-Draco
Oh umm, I caught Dean and Seamus making out in the Library……and I didn't think it was gross….
A/N: I know, that was a short piece of crap. Well, I only have about an hour after school to actually be on my comp and I wrote this in about 5 minutes. BTW, did I mention that I suck at fanfic?
P.S. Draco's diary is named Wolly after the cat he had at age ummmm, lets say 5. He found it when it was a kitten, fed it and gave it shelter, until his dad came home from a trip he was on and drowned it to show Draco that affection of any kind is bad. This is their last year at Hogwarts so I'm allowed to have them think dirty thoughts about each other, they are 18 ^_~
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are in this story. They belong to J.K. Rowling. If they belonged to meee, all the cute guys would be together! Like…Ron/Harry, Draco/Neville, Dean/Seamus, Oliver/Percy/Marcus hehehehe!
Dear Wolly,
It happened again today! I was walking along the side of the lake, just enjoying the absolute wonderful company that is me and I saw him, looking up through the branches of a tree. He is an absolute loon! Well…I guess I can understand why Longbottom fancies looking up. The speck of green leaves in contrast to the clear blue sky. But that's not the point, he actually does it when he's walking, which of course, just makes him trip over something! Why must he make such an ass of himself, the prat. Not that I care that he hurts himself. Or that other people, including myself mind you, just think of him as a bumbling idiot. If only he would study harder ya know and stop being such a git, and take some fucking balance lessons! Now I have wasted a whole damn paragraph on Neville uh I mean Longbottom. Lets see, what else happened on this bloody glorious day (sarcasm), Oh I tripped Weasley in the hall and Snape gave out a pop quiz that I got an A on.
-Draco
Dear Wolly,
Father sent me a gift today. It's a knowledge pencil. Illegal I'm betting, but no one can tell the difference between a regular pencil and this one. You just stroke the pencil over the question, and it writes out the answer. Clever eh? Ah yes, saw Longbottom sniffing a book today. He does that often. Says he likes the way they smell like a foreign spice or something. What bollocks! I told him to stick his nose up Potters bumb to smell something foreign. *sniffs journal* Actually, he was kinda right. This journal smells faintly of nut meg. I would never let him know that I actually tried something that he did, just to see why he likes it so much. The new girl, Trisha, who transferred from a U.S. magic school, was flirting annoyingly open with him today. Could you imagine? This is only because I turned her down earlier, calling her snout-nosed Ravenclaw mudblood. This was the best I could come up with; it was damn early in the morning! Now she'll stay out of my hair for the rest of the year.
-Draco
Oh umm, I caught Dean and Seamus making out in the Library……and I didn't think it was gross….
A/N: I know, that was a short piece of crap. Well, I only have about an hour after school to actually be on my comp and I wrote this in about 5 minutes. BTW, did I mention that I suck at fanfic?
