/It's difficult to come up with story titles you know, and I didn't want to name it "Symmetra's Adventure In A Black Ghetto" like some retard./
Symmetra was walking on the streets of Los Angeles. She was going to KFC, where the best fucking chicken can be eaten. But as she walked, she realized that she doesn't know where the KFC is.
"Shit, now I'm lost." She said to herself, before realizing where she was, "Oh my God, I'm in the black district, great. Hmmm… maybe those black people over there know where KFC is… I've heard so many times that black people love chicken, they must know."
Then she approached a group of six black men, playing basketball.
"Excuse me?" she said. When the black people heard her, they immediately stopped playing and ran towards her. Symmetra got really scared and started running.
They caught her though and started unzipping their pants.
"Please don't rape me!" she cried, "I just wanted to ask if you know where the KFC is!"
And then the black people stopped.
"You should have told us." One black guy said, "We thought you were here to be raped."
"Excuse me?"
"Well they say in the media that black men are rapists, so we don't really want to meddle with that."
"Huh? You rape people because the media say that black men are rapists?"
"Umm, yes."
"But… that's… so retarded!"
"Listen, I know it may sound weird to you, but you're not even black, so you won't understand."
"But… whatever. Also, I'm Indian."
"But not black."
"Yes, but among the females in Overwatch, I'm one of the darker-skinned ones."
"So what? Are you trying to say that being dark is better than being white?"
"Umm, no, it's just…"
And then one of the black guys started singing:
Being black is great,
White is okay too,
But if you're Indian and your name is Symmetra,
Then rape is coming to you
"Umm, how do you know my name? And what was that about rape…"
"GRAB HER!" The black guy shouted, and then Symmetra was grabbed, the black guys took out their DICKS and used them to make Symmetra regret the day she was born.
THE END
Fun Fact Time With Kream45!
Everyday, there is a small chance (0,012%) that if you shout "EAT MY ASS!" on a crowded street, you will summon a succubus that will eat your ass and serve you forever. But you'd have to try it out everyday. So far there have been only three confirmed cases of the summoning. Also, remember that you have to shout this out on a crowded street (approximately 20 people per square meter), otherwise it won't work, even if that day is your lucky 0,012% day.
