Once,like,there was this dude and he had,like,a video tape and it was all,like,spooky and stuff.And it wasn't the Paris Hilton one,okee?
So,like,I used to sell Dell computers and I got arrested for smoking marijuna with,like,Gandalf while watching Finding Nemo.
Oh,oh yeah.Where was I?Oh,okee.Sooo.. The dude made us watch a tape with stuff on it and we picked up the phone and it,like said we were gonna die in,like,seven days.
But there was a war and explosions and oriental flavored noodles on our lunch break.So,the evil dude,guy,he,like,was,like:
"Raar!"
And I was like,"Dude you're gettin' a Dell!"
And he was,like,"Sweet!"
And then he dropped his tape,because his chimmychanga and slurpie were waiting for him at his house.
And I got the tape,but,like,the elf guytold me to destroy it and I was like,"NO!"
And I kept it and I died.Yep.
So,like,I used to sell Dell computers and I got arrested for smoking marijuna with,like,Gandalf while watching Finding Nemo.
Oh,oh yeah.Where was I?Oh,okee.Sooo.. The dude made us watch a tape with stuff on it and we picked up the phone and it,like said we were gonna die in,like,seven days.
But there was a war and explosions and oriental flavored noodles on our lunch break.So,the evil dude,guy,he,like,was,like:
"Raar!"
And I was like,"Dude you're gettin' a Dell!"
And he was,like,"Sweet!"
And then he dropped his tape,because his chimmychanga and slurpie were waiting for him at his house.
And I got the tape,but,like,the elf guytold me to destroy it and I was like,"NO!"
And I kept it and I died.Yep.
