Disclaimer: I don't own HP or Great Comet (duh).


Neville:

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Harry isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Harry isn't here

Company:

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Harry isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Harry isn't here

This is all on Pottermore, we are back at Hogwarts

You're gonna have to study up a little bit

If you wanna keep with the plot

'Cause it's a complicated British novel

Everyone uses lots of spells

So look it up on the Internet

We appreciate it, thanks a lot

Da da da, da da da, da da da

Ginevra!

Ginny:

Ginevra is young, she loves Harry with all her heart

Company:

She loves Harry with all her heart

Ginny is young, and Harry isn't here

Luna:

Luna is good, Ginny's neighbor and closest friend

Company:

Ginny's neighbor and closest friend

Luna is good, Ginny is young and Harry isn't here

McGonagall:

Minerva is old-school, Transfiguration professor

The head of Gryffindor, strict yet kind

Company:

The head of Gryffindor, strict yet kind

Minerva is old-school, Luna is good

Ginny is young, and Harry isn't here

This is all on Pottermore, we are back at Hogwarts

You're gonna have to study up a little bit

If you wanna keep with the plot

It's a complicated British novel,

Everyone uses lots of spells

So look it up on the Internet and everything will be clear

Da da da, da da da, da da da

Severus Snape!

Snape:

Severus is mean

The new headmaster, brooding and dark

Company:

The new headmaster, brooding and dark

Severus is mean, Minerva is old-school

Luna is good, Ginny is young and Harry isn't here

Amycus & Alecto Carrow:

The Carrows are cruel

Brother and sister, torture the kids

Company:

Brother and sister, torture the kids

The Carrows are cruel, Severus is mean

Minerva is old-school, Luna is good

Ginny is young and Harry isn't here

Dolohov:

Dolohov is fierce, but not too important

Another Death Eater, a crazy good shot

Company:

Another Death Eater, a crazy good shot

Dolohov is fierce, the Carrows are cruel, Severus is mean

Minerva is old-school, Luna is good

Ginny is young and Harry isn't here

The school is under Voldy's rule,

But we won't give in to fear!

Minor characters!

Phineas Nigellus Black:

Phineas Nigellus is snarky

Myrtle:

And Myrtle's a ghost

Company:

Hogwarts accessories, totally messed up.

Peeves:

And Peeves is just for fun!

Company:

Peeves is just for fun!

Peeves is for fun, Myrtle's a ghost, Phineas is snarky

Dolohov is fierce, the Carrows are cruel, Severus is mean

Minerva is old-school, Luna is good, Ginny is young

And Harry isn't here

And what about Neville?

Dear, bewildered and awkward Neville?

What about Neville?

Could-have-been-the-Chosen-One Neville?

What about Neville? What about Neville?

What about Neville?