A Final Fantasy VII Holiday Special

Snowiness like a bad TV

"Is this thing on? C'mon, fuckin little piece of-" Cid yelled at the camera before the snowiness disappeared. It was the main room of the Gold Saucer. The time on the camera's digital timer read 11:56 PM as Cid finally said, "Hey, we're celebratin' at the Gold Saucer for New Year's Eve! I'm hittin' the bar!"

"Oooh, chocobos!" Yuffie screamed.

"I guess I'll go with Yuffie." sighed Nanaki.

"Me too." Barret boomed out.

Reeve was there, on his vacation. "I'll read a book and get a couple rooms."

"To the shooting gallery." Vincent dryly said.

The camera was now pointed at Cloud and Tifa, who were staring at the camera. "What the hell are you doing tonight?"

Tifa then sprang out, "Cloud, wanna go on the gondola?"

"Sure." Cloud said, a bit surprised. Here would be the perfect place to tell Tifa my secret.

Cid turned the camera off as everyone ran off, including him.

As they got on the gondola, they noticed a big ball on a large pole, that seemed to have lights on it. About halfway through the gondola ride, they stopped, and the countdown started.

10! 9! 8!

"Tifa, I need to tell you something." Cloud stated.

7! 6! 5!

"What?" Tifa replied.

4! 3!

Must tell Tifa now or never!

2! 1!

Cloud then grabbed Tifa's head with his hands, and pulled her in for a deep kiss. Tifa didn't object for a moment. HAPPY NEW YEAR! The ball lit up, and their kiss was illuminated by fireworks of red and yellow. After a minute, Cloud pulled away. "I love you, Tifa." he said.

"I love you too, Cloud." she replied. They closed in once more for a passionate kiss. They were Frenching quite nicely until they saw a drunken Cid at the Gondola entrance. The ride was over, and Cid saw them making out. "Get a room, you two!" was all he could manage to say that they could understand. They blushed, and got off of the gondola, only Cloud carried Tifa in a romantic way. They walked to the hotel, both now madly in love with eachother.

A/N: I am going to cut them off here, to preserve a rating. If you can't guess, I pity you.

To wrap things up...

Cid never got to the hotel. He puked his guts out, accidentally lit his spear on fire with his bile, and slept in the Shera. Nanaki and Yuffie apparantly went to the bar afterwards, because they were found together, sleeping. Reeve played quite a few arcade games after that, and developed temporary carpal tunnel syndrome. Vincent remained sober the entire night, and got all of the high scores on the shooting simulation. Barret simply made molotov cocktails that night and sold them to really pissed off people, a drunken Sephiroth one of them.

R&R