KINGDOM HEARTS STRANDED
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts………, I'm new to this so ………………
(Place usual Disclaimer here)
Oookay….here we go.
CHAPTER 1
Lost in Deep Space
It was one of the last days of shooting Kingdom Hearts II. The cast (the human ones) were on their way to The World That Never Was to film it. They were riding the Gummi ship and as usual Kairi was sitting their acting like a princess I'm famous person. Sora was annoying Riku who was driving the ship. Axel was burning paper. Roxas was watching Namine' draw. They were in the Jr. Actors' Gummi ship. Separated from the adults and Disney Characters. How Axel managed to get in they have no idea.
"I'm telling you I've bin' goin' around these worlds more than you do and I know a good shortcut!" said Sora.
Riku pretended not to listen.
(Kairi talks to phone) "Yeah, Selph, guess what after this me and Sora are finally gonna' get a kissing scene! Yeah, totally the fans will love it!" Kairi was wearing big pink sunglasses and was sitting on one of those fold up chairs you can sit on in beaches. Riku rolled his eyes. Sora shrugged.
"Kairi, There is no kissing scene" said Riku.
"shhh! I'm talking on the phone!"
"Why is she wearing sunglasses in a ship?" Sora thought aloud.
They all shrugged. "It's because Kairi's a princess in her own mind!" Namine' made her voice loud so Kairi could hear. Kairi scowled and scoffed and went to her room.
Sora and Riku went back to navigating the ship.
"Come on! Use the short cut! It's taking us forever! King Mickey and Xemnas' ships are there by now!"
"You wanna' drive?" Riku made a sarcastic question.
"Yes!"
"No way! so shut up."
5 minutes later. (The dude's voice from spongebob)
"OH, ALRIGHT! Tell me the Freaking shortcut!" Riku shouted. Sora smiled in an I told you so way.
After following Sora's directions.
"What kind of shortcut is this?!" Riku said.
"Trust me." Sora said.
Roxas stood up to look at the screen.
"What's up?"
"Sora's stupid shortcut made us more lost." Riku complained.
"Well…If you listened well you would've……, you must've screwed up Riku! You followed me wrong!"
"No I Didn't Sora! You're the one who screwed up!"
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"You know what I think---"
"BLACKWHOLE!!!!!" Roxas shouted.
"WHAT?!!"
"What Black whole?"
"That one."
"Where?"
"THERE!"
"OH, oh, there it is Riku I see it! It's over there."
"Oh…"
(Moment of silence and staring at the screen)
("!!!!!!!!!!!)
They were sucked in! instantly.
It was a wild adventure. They wound round and round. Up and down. Sora Hugged Riku's chair while Riku hugged the computers. Axel hung on to the door knob. Roxas fell back and almost collided with Namine' who was now hugging him out of shock. Meanwhile Kairi was shouting angrily while hanging on to a chair. She had a make up messed face. Her nail polish went all over her floor.
"!"
"!"
" Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail poooooooooooolish!"
Then…..
Darkness.
"Everyone alright?" said Riku when he regained his streagnth to act the leader.
"I go Dizzy….." said Sora who was sitting in a corner looking absent minded. He was in fact, delirious.
Namine' was still hugging Roxas who didn't want to let her go anyway so he was hugging her back.( w) Axel was singing the A, B, C's. He was also delirious. Kairi then burst in. (WARNING: may shock you and scare the living daylights out of you.)
Her makeup was a mess. Her hair was tangled. And she wore a death glare. Sora finally came to.
"Whoa, Kairi, Baby what happened to you?" he laughed. Riku joined in with a more silent version of Sora's laugh.
She sat not talking to him and mumbling to herself. She looked as if she might slap them silly.
"You okay?" asked Roxas.
Namine' looked up and nodded. "Yeah…I think so…., what happened?"
"We got in a black whole…now we're lost and it's all thanks to Sora."
"Me?!"
"Yep."
Riku checked the engines. He slammed his fists on the table.
"Great. No power. Looks like we're gonna' be here for a while."
"uhm…,Riku? Where is here?" Roxas asked.
They all looked in the screen at deep space.
Note from the Author:
Okay….
Hope you guys liked that one. That was just the beginning.
Haha!
Kairi's make up getting messed was instant classic.
Yep, and there myt be more RoxasNamine' moments. And I myt add funny SoraKairi moments. No, I won't puit Yaoi so don't expect RikuAxel, RoxasAxel, or any RikuSora either! Cuz I don't like Yaoi. Sorry to those people who do.
