Invasion of the killer kittens

"Oh they are so adorable" said innocent daughter of the evil mean man (idotemm for

short), as she played with a litter of cute, adorable, 'innocent kittens', "Ah yes, that is the

idea of using kittens to get to the soft hearted heroes of Tortall" said bad mean evil man

(bmem for short) followed closely by an evil cackle (really fits for bad mean evil man

doesn't it). In reaction to the evil sounding laughter coming from bmem the cats started

hissing with their hair on end, dogs and wolves began howling, and windows and glasses

shattered. "Now really father, I thought that we had agreed that there would be no more

laughter like that. Honestly, I am running out of spare windows and shush, and the kittens

don't look so cute when their hair is standing up like that" said idotemm, scolding her

father. "Ah yes, you are right. Any way I should be shipping them away to their new

owners soon, but just to give them their special micro phoneo thing that that odd girl sold

me". And then it was off into their new homes for the 'cute, adorable, innocent kittens' to

be off to their new homes with the soon to the ummm how did he refer to them, heroes of

Tortall, but who would be the first victim?

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"A parcel for you, Lioness," said a servant that looked oddly like someone who would be

a henchmen for some evil person (a/n but who am I to speculate, other than the all

powerful author who controls all that occurs in this story. For I could make the sky rain

fish in this story. okay, finished with that out burst, I promised the nice men, you know,

the ones in white jackets that came from that nice building with white bouncy walls that

they give you special shirts to wear, that I wouldn't have too many of those, they think

that they are caused by 'other people in my head' but I told them that nooooo it was from

the voices in my head. And that they should hear about them. After I said that, they put

me in my very own room, with extra fluff everywhere, and made the jacket tighter, it was

funny when the found that I had fun changing shirts. OOps I think they would call that an

out burst, so back to the story now). "Aah, if it isn't from my old squire, Neal," she said,

unknowing that in fact it was not Neal who sent her that package, and if you don't know,

then I will have to suggest that you come with me next week to the nice men in white

coats, and the funny walls, but anyway. In the package was the cutest little kitten, solid

black with blue purple eyes. "Goddesses" Alanna managed to gasp before collapsing on

the nearest couch. * Why in Tortall would Neal send me a kitten that looks just as near

to how I described Faithful to look as possible? And as we in THE REAL WORLD say 'speak of the devil himself' or something like that, you say it when the person you were

talking about behind their backs, which I note is not very nice at all, walk in and you

want them to know that you were talking about them that moment but you don't want

them to know what you were saying. Well, anyway there was Neal in the flesh and blood,

the blood and flesh, in the person, and everything else that I can't think of to say like that.

But anyway there was Neal, so of course, Alanna being the straight forward person that

she is, said....

"Well, what a pleasant shock to see YOU here Neal, with the package, I hadn't expected

you for many weeks at the least." And Neal being the quick witted person that he is, he

just said "What?" stupidly as you could imagine coming from him, or anyone at that.

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Soooo how do you like my first chappie, and story at that. Well, review and I will try to put more up soon, that is if anyone likes it enough to give me anything.