Invasion of the killer kittens
"Oh they are so adorable" said innocent daughter of the evil mean man (idotemm for
short), as she played with a litter of cute, adorable, 'innocent kittens', "Ah yes, that is the
idea of using kittens to get to the soft hearted heroes of Tortall" said bad mean evil man
(bmem for short) followed closely by an evil cackle (really fits for bad mean evil man
doesn't it). In reaction to the evil sounding laughter coming from bmem the cats started
hissing with their hair on end, dogs and wolves began howling, and windows and glasses
shattered. "Now really father, I thought that we had agreed that there would be no more
laughter like that. Honestly, I am running out of spare windows and shush, and the kittens
don't look so cute when their hair is standing up like that" said idotemm, scolding her
father. "Ah yes, you are right. Any way I should be shipping them away to their new
owners soon, but just to give them their special micro phoneo thing that that odd girl sold
me". And then it was off into their new homes for the 'cute, adorable, innocent kittens' to
be off to their new homes with the soon to the ummm how did he refer to them, heroes of
Tortall, but who would be the first victim?
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"A parcel for you, Lioness," said a servant that looked oddly like someone who would be
a henchmen for some evil person (a/n but who am I to speculate, other than the all
powerful author who controls all that occurs in this story. For I could make the sky rain
fish in this story. okay, finished with that out burst, I promised the nice men, you know,
the ones in white jackets that came from that nice building with white bouncy walls that
they give you special shirts to wear, that I wouldn't have too many of those, they think
that they are caused by 'other people in my head' but I told them that nooooo it was from
the voices in my head. And that they should hear about them. After I said that, they put
me in my very own room, with extra fluff everywhere, and made the jacket tighter, it was
funny when the found that I had fun changing shirts. OOps I think they would call that an
out burst, so back to the story now). "Aah, if it isn't from my old squire, Neal," she said,
unknowing that in fact it was not Neal who sent her that package, and if you don't know,
then I will have to suggest that you come with me next week to the nice men in white
coats, and the funny walls, but anyway. In the package was the cutest little kitten, solid
black with blue purple eyes. "Goddesses" Alanna managed to gasp before collapsing on
the nearest couch. * Why in Tortall would Neal send me a kitten that looks just as near
to how I described Faithful to look as possible? And as we in THE REAL WORLD say 'speak of the devil himself' or something like that, you say it when the person you were
talking about behind their backs, which I note is not very nice at all, walk in and you
want them to know that you were talking about them that moment but you don't want
them to know what you were saying. Well, anyway there was Neal in the flesh and blood,
the blood and flesh, in the person, and everything else that I can't think of to say like that.
But anyway there was Neal, so of course, Alanna being the straight forward person that
she is, said....
"Well, what a pleasant shock to see YOU here Neal, with the package, I hadn't expected
you for many weeks at the least." And Neal being the quick witted person that he is, he
just said "What?" stupidly as you could imagine coming from him, or anyone at that.
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Soooo how do you like my first chappie, and story at that. Well, review and I will try to put more up soon, that is if anyone likes it enough to give me anything.
"Oh they are so adorable" said innocent daughter of the evil mean man (idotemm for
short), as she played with a litter of cute, adorable, 'innocent kittens', "Ah yes, that is the
idea of using kittens to get to the soft hearted heroes of Tortall" said bad mean evil man
(bmem for short) followed closely by an evil cackle (really fits for bad mean evil man
doesn't it). In reaction to the evil sounding laughter coming from bmem the cats started
hissing with their hair on end, dogs and wolves began howling, and windows and glasses
shattered. "Now really father, I thought that we had agreed that there would be no more
laughter like that. Honestly, I am running out of spare windows and shush, and the kittens
don't look so cute when their hair is standing up like that" said idotemm, scolding her
father. "Ah yes, you are right. Any way I should be shipping them away to their new
owners soon, but just to give them their special micro phoneo thing that that odd girl sold
me". And then it was off into their new homes for the 'cute, adorable, innocent kittens' to
be off to their new homes with the soon to the ummm how did he refer to them, heroes of
Tortall, but who would be the first victim?
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"A parcel for you, Lioness," said a servant that looked oddly like someone who would be
a henchmen for some evil person (a/n but who am I to speculate, other than the all
powerful author who controls all that occurs in this story. For I could make the sky rain
fish in this story. okay, finished with that out burst, I promised the nice men, you know,
the ones in white jackets that came from that nice building with white bouncy walls that
they give you special shirts to wear, that I wouldn't have too many of those, they think
that they are caused by 'other people in my head' but I told them that nooooo it was from
the voices in my head. And that they should hear about them. After I said that, they put
me in my very own room, with extra fluff everywhere, and made the jacket tighter, it was
funny when the found that I had fun changing shirts. OOps I think they would call that an
out burst, so back to the story now). "Aah, if it isn't from my old squire, Neal," she said,
unknowing that in fact it was not Neal who sent her that package, and if you don't know,
then I will have to suggest that you come with me next week to the nice men in white
coats, and the funny walls, but anyway. In the package was the cutest little kitten, solid
black with blue purple eyes. "Goddesses" Alanna managed to gasp before collapsing on
the nearest couch. * Why in Tortall would Neal send me a kitten that looks just as near
to how I described Faithful to look as possible? And as we in THE REAL WORLD say 'speak of the devil himself' or something like that, you say it when the person you were
talking about behind their backs, which I note is not very nice at all, walk in and you
want them to know that you were talking about them that moment but you don't want
them to know what you were saying. Well, anyway there was Neal in the flesh and blood,
the blood and flesh, in the person, and everything else that I can't think of to say like that.
But anyway there was Neal, so of course, Alanna being the straight forward person that
she is, said....
"Well, what a pleasant shock to see YOU here Neal, with the package, I hadn't expected
you for many weeks at the least." And Neal being the quick witted person that he is, he
just said "What?" stupidly as you could imagine coming from him, or anyone at that.
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Soooo how do you like my first chappie, and story at that. Well, review and I will try to put more up soon, that is if anyone likes it enough to give me anything.
