One peaceful day Steve was minding his own business solving blues clues for the pre-schoolers who would yell out solving questions that might not have even been asked. He was getting frustrated at these annoying kids so he started throwing hard questions at these simple minded kin.
Steve asks, pointing at an object he pulled out from his sleeve, "Well you kids do you know what this is?" he pauses waiting for an answer "Hmm it seems you stupid kids don't know what a ant-"
"ANTI-GRAVITATIONAL TELEPORTATION CORE" the kids yell in unison finishing his sentence in their childish mockery.
Steve in his blind rage screams "YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS!" then too angry for any self control to reach his brain in time, picks up Mr. Salt ,who was conveniently on the kitchen counter next to Steve, and fast pitches him at the kids.
The kids start crying and running away from the mad man but Mr. Salt flies true and nails little Timmy in the face. The salt blood spills everywhere raining down on the kids, who are yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs.
Steve then takes the whiskey he has hidden in his shirt pocket and starts to down it.
The director yells "Cut!" angrily as this was Steve's sixth outburst this week.
Steve who just finished his whiskey breaks the bottle over his director's head and laughs manically.
--BLEEP-- the screen of millions of TV's get redirected to a "technical difficulties" page.
