HARRY POTTER: NASCAR



A\ N: If you're one of the people who likes NASCAR racing, please review . Disclaimer: I don't own HARRY POTTER or NASCAR, or the STAR WARS character, HAN SOLO.

( Harry is watching a Muggle TV in school)

Harry: Oh man, the races are canceled, today!

Ron/ Hermione: What races ??

Harry: The NASCAR races, you pinheads!!

Hermione: I am NOT a 'pinhead', Harry Potter!

Ron: Boy, Harry, you sure have been uppity the past few days.

Harry: (Grumbles) That makes two of us.

Hermione: What's that supposed to mean?

Harry: (Sighs) Snape also watches NASCAR.

Ron: ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA( pauses and breathes) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Hermione: You're kidding ?!

Snape: No, he's not.

Ron: HAHA..... AHHHHH!

Snape: Thank you, so much, for the worst introduction ever to be known in the wizarding world, Weasly.

Ron: No problem, Professor Snap, Snape, sir.

Snape: If you call me 'Snap' again it's detention for a month!

Harry: The races are canceled today, professor.

Snape: What, WHY?!

Harry: The TV said that none of the racers could make it in to the race track. And the cars are being repaired, so, it looks like no races today.

Snape: Over my dead body.

Ron: Uh-oh, Snape's ticked, not good!

Snape: Albus, Minvera, would you mind coming in here, please?

Dumbledore and Mcgonagall: What ?

Snape: Potter, Weasly, Granger, come over here and stand by them.

HP/R/H: Okayyy.

Snape: Right, let's see, how does it go again? Oh, that's right, APPARITION!

( Snape, Dumbledore, Mcgonagall, and the kids are in the Dupont race track.)

Harry: Yes, I'm in a race track!! And Dudley said I never do anything fun in my life!!

All(except Harry): .....

Snape: Race time.

( Jumps in Jeff Gorden's car # 24)

Harry: Yes, I get # 16!

Dumbledore: Severus, what the heck are we doing in the Muggle world?

Snape( getting a racing helmet on): What? Oh yeah. ( Snaps fingers and everybody's robes turn into racer's jumpsuits)

Hermione( looks at her red suit): Hey, I look good red!

Ron: Um... I'll take # 18. ( A\ N: Interstate Batteries, I have family who works there, not with the car, but the company.)

Mcgonagall: I don't care, I'm just finding a car.

Snape: I'm annoyed enough. # 23!!

Mcgonagall: All right. ( Goes in the car) Wait a minute, Seveus, you know I can't drive a stick! (A\ N: Or stick shift)

Snape: I know that, heck none of us know how to drive anyway!!

Dumbledore( In car # 50): Um.... I know how to drive.

All: ...

Snape: Traitor, you said you didn't know how to drive before, why don't you just admit to the whole wizarding world that I used to follow Voldemort?!

Dumbledore: I don't have to.

Snape: Why?

Dumbledore: You just did.

Snape: DANG IT!!!

Harry: Can we get on with racing?

All: YEAH!!

Vocie from nowhere: Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!

( Everyone figures out how to drive their cars.)

V.F.N.W: 3, 2,1, GO!

( Cars zip off, Ron in the lead)

Ron: Ha, ha! I'm in the lead 'Snap'!

Snape: Ooooohhhh, You'll pay for that one, 'Weasel'!

Ron: Note to self: Don't get the Potions Master mad at you, when he's competing against you in a stock car race.

Mcgonagall: WOO HOO, this is better then grading homework....

Dumbledore: .... Or giving notices at the begining of the school year....

Snape: .... Or giving out detentions to Weasly, at the end of the race.

Ron: (Gulp)

Snape: Yeah, you should be nervous!!

Dumbledore: Severus, you are threating detention, and driving at over 50 miles per hour, how the heck can you mange that?

Mcgonagall: Yeah, I could use that!

Snape: Focus on the person you hate most. Mine , for example, is James Potter.

( Harry's car slams into Snape's, Makeing Snape's car hit a wall)

Snape: Dang you, Potter, what was for?

Harry( sarcasticly): My hand slipped.

Snape: Don't give me none of that!!

( 10 hour later...)

Dumbledore: Must. Beat. Snape. He's in the lead, I need the 1 billion Gallons!!


Ron: YAHOO!!!

( The Mullenium Falcon appers out of no just as Ron is about cross the finish line)

Han Solo: I need to pay Jubba the Hutt. The money is mine, take that, you people in the cars!!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Han: Yes! ( Jumps out and does a victory dance on the Falcon)

Snape: Who the....?

All: Don't ask.