Hey everyone! I'm back with a brand new story! I've been a fan of the Final Fantasy series for some time now, and this story was about a year into the making because I wanted to make sure I got it just right. I hope you enjoy this labor of love!


"Good morning, Mr. Strife. I see you are applying for the Water Treatment Specialist position here at Shinra Tranquil Waters Irrigation District, so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?"

Cloud had heard this question before-it was practically ingrained into his very essence. It had become such a synonymous aspect within his routine on a weekly basis that his response to it came almost naturally.

Almost.

Come on, Cloud. You've done this before, he thought. Whatever you said last time didn't work, so keep the exaggeration to a minimum and just tell them what they want to hear.

"Well, I've graduated college with my B.S. degree and now I'm seeking a career in which I can contribute my talents to the workplace and become an invaluable asset to the company's team."

Cloud was met with an unprecedented silence and discouraging unfazed expression from the man sitting across from him. Was he not impressed with his answer?

"Yes, well… We've had quite a lot of applicants that have given us similar responses who come from similar backgrounds, fresh out of college and looking for work, trying to find their place in the world while trying to find themselves along the way. Can you tell me anything that sets you apart from the rest?"

"While I was attending college, I was taking a robotics class, and I helped to create a prosthetic limb for a child that had lost an arm. You could say that's one of my proudest moments."

Hmm… Perhaps we could use this guy within our company after all, the interviewer thought, nodding his head. "Interesting. Tell me more about that."

Is this it?! Do we finally have a winner here? Cloud thought with a smirk. Maybe this will give me an edge above the other candidates! "We used computerized hydraulics to create lifelike movements and send out signals to communicate with the nerve endings at the end of their shoulder. We then molded a tight, rubbery texture around the arm to give the illusion of skin and added a few strands of fake hair to give a more natural look."

"I see. What else have you accomplished?"

"Well, as a teen, I traveled with my church's youth group to provide a water filtration system to a remote village in a third-world country."

At once, there was silence. An awkward air suddenly nestled itself between the two and Cloud wasn't sure how to respond to the man's visually-expressed concern. Cloud figured that he would have at least been thrilled to have such a dedicated interviewee in his midst. Perhaps he wanted an elaboration?

"A-and I came to the conclusion that this experience would make me a more viable candidate for the position I'm applying for since your people run a water treatment facility."

The one-sided conversation continued, and a little chirping cricket could have filled the void as far as Cloud was concerned. What seemed to be a fishing trek looking for a bite turned into casting a lure in still waters. The distractions in the background such as the ticking clock and his rapid, thumping heart crept into the forefront of his mind, only helping to emphasize his anxiety and doing little to ease his nerves. Just HOW was he supposed to escape from this ball-and-chain predicament when none of his vocally-expressed statements made any difference? Anxiously rubbing a hand into his pocket, his fingers met with a softly-textured surface, averting Cloud's attention from the situation keeping him at bay. A wave of shame and embarrassment washed over him when he realized what it was, but with nothing left to lose, an idea sprung to life in the heat of the moment.

"Hey there, Arnold! It's your old pal Stitches!"

Arnold suddenly blinked rapidly in response, eyes flickering back to life. What now stood before him was Cloud performing impressions in a high-pitched tone whilst donning a sock puppet with cat ears stitched onto it. Whether or not this was a regular occurrence within the blond's arsenal of interview gimmicks, he wasn't sure.

"Uh...come again?"

"Don't you know me, Arnold? It's your best friend and favorite cat Stitches! I love to sing and tell jokes! Here's one - Knock knock!"

What the heck, I might as well play along. I'm not going to hire this guy anyway. "Who's there?"

"Broken pencil."

"Broken pencil who?"

"Never mind. It's pointless!"

Stifled laughter suddenly enraptured the spiky-haired blond, abruptly coupled by tomato-red features and a giggle fit from the interviewer himself. What an encouraging sight!

"So, is this something you do on a regular basis, Cloud?"

"Absolutely! I'm a freelance entertainer for children's birthday parties. The kids just LOVE my sock puppet routines. I can even make balloon animals, too."

Cloud pulled out and inflated a rubber balloon from his pocket and manipulated it into the shape of a dog, handing it off to Arnold for feedback on his handiwork.

"Well, isn't that just amazing?"

Just then, Arnold detected an abrupt buzz from a stubborn cell phone atop his desk, motioning an index finger to Cloud as he reached to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Mr. Smith, your next interview is here."

"Thanks, Cindy, it'll be just a few minutes. I'm just about to wrap up my current interview here." He hung up, cell phone still within his grasp. "By the way, Mr. Stitches… I'd love to hear a song from you! Could you do that for me?"

"Oh, a fan of the performing arts, are we? It would be my pleasure!

Hey, hope you're feline fine

On your special day!

Hope that it's purr-fect

In every possible way!

My friend,

You're the cat's meow!

Take it all in

It's all about YOU now!

Now let's celebrate

And eat that whisker-licking good cake!"

Arnold tapped his phone and set it aside just as Cloud concluded his original jingle, a mischievous grin plastered across his face.

"That was incredible! I've never seen anything like it," he laughed, applauding. "Would you by any chance happen to have a business card on you? I have a nephew that I know would get a real kick out of you and your furry friend here." Cloud reached into the same pocket that had contained Stitches and pulled out a card adorned with balloons, his phone number and the words 'Cloud's Jolly Entertainment Service'. "Thanks. I'll be sure to give this to my brother."

"So, when should I expect to hear back from you?" the exuberant blond wanted to know.

"'Hear back'? Oh, my brother should call you within a few days. My nephew's birthday is next week. Anyway, thanks for stopping by, Cloud! Don't be a stranger!"

And with that, Arnold had gathered his belongings and swiftly made a beeline for the door to prepare for the next interview, that same suspicious smirk adorning his features. A familiar application had also been snagged on his way out which had since been vandalized in giant letters written in red, although Cloud couldn't quite make them out from where he stood.

I meant when am I going to hear back about the job I applied for?

"Allow me to show you the way out, Mr. Strife," a secretary called as she escorted him out the building. "Thank you for coming in. Have a nice day."

'Thanks for coming in'? The 21-year-old could have stayed in bed that morning INSTEAD of seeking support for his livelihood for all they cared. Were they already set on rejecting his application? Or did anxiety paint this once-promising candidate with a coat of unprofessionalism? Surely the birthday party shtick saved it, right?

"That couldn't have gone any worse… I totally blew it, and I doubt I'm ever gonna land that job."

"Aw, cheer up, Cloud! Don't be so hard on yourself, I think we did GREAT! And besides - You've got another birthday gig lined up, right?"

Cloud offered a half smile to the knitted feline perched atop his hand, his features loosening up in relief. "Yeah, I guess I did. It's not like I came out of that interview empty-handed. I guess it didn't turn out so bad after all," he concluded, affectionately rubbing his face on the bundle of yarn. "Thanks, Stitches."

"Um… The exit's that way, sir."

"Oh, right," the blond laughed nervously, turning to notice the same secretary from before. "I'll see myself out."

How embarrassing, he thought. Did my self-administered pep talk really need an audience? I guess I just can't stop making a fool of myself.

Then, like a light in the darkness, Cloud's attention was diverted from his dilemma when his phone emitted a stubborn buzz from within his pocket.

Hey, man. How did the interview go? the text read.

Zack. Finally, someone who will take him seriously.

Okay, I guess, he texted back. It could've gone better, but I gave it my best effort.

Uh-huh. I'm sure you did. Can't wait to hear all about it. Are we still meeting for lunch?

Of course! How could he forget? Perhaps this lunch arrangement is just what he needed to put the preceding hour behind him.


The Moogle Mall stood as the newest shopping center of Midgar, just as bustling as ever. It witnessed a favorable regular attendance with a plethora of venues and shopping experiences to keep the consumer occupied during their stay, but Cloud was left scratching his head as to what lured the congregation into its store walls when most of the businesses had been swallowed up by clothing brands since the mall's grand opening. On the plus side though, the food court did host a decent array of quality food items to choose from, but at a cost of higher-than-average prices; there was always going to be a compromise in life one way or the other…

After navigating through the crowd for what seemed like an eternity, Cloud with his sharp blue eyes spotted his raven-haired friend idly browsing the menu at a Chinese restaurant that undeniably emanated a mouthwatering aroma. Perhaps Zack was lured in by its smell…

"Hey, Zack! I made it," he called, waving a hand.

"Cloud! I was beginning to think you'd...bail...on...me," he trailed off, eyes shifting to a dark gray sock that dangled out of Cloud's pocket.

Oh no. Zack, what are you looking at? Cloud wondered. "What would ever give you THAT idea?" he asked, nonchalantly sliding Stitches further down into his pocket. A couple of women chatting nearby opened up a new tab in his mind, giggling and whispering in incomprehension. "Heh… Still got it," he thought aloud.

"Cloud, you're a married man."

"Hey, I can't help that I'm such a stud!" Zack nearly saw the back of his head rolling his eyes at that one.

"ANYway…" the raven interjected. "What are you craving for lunch? I'm thinking about getting Chinese myself. Just say the word, Cloud! Whatever it is, I'm buying."

The blond placed a hand over his heart, touched by his friend's generosity. "Really? You don't have to do that."

"I want to. I know you and Tifa are struggling financially so I'd like to cover some of your expenses. This one's on me." Also because I feel sorry for you.

"Thanks, Zack. You're the best."

After purchasing their delectable eats from the oriental food vendor, the two swarmed the nearest available seating arrangement and sat down for a nice, comforting meal after an exhausting, dragged-out morning. The enticing fragrance of orange chicken and chow mein was enough to blur Cloud's anxiety from the picture - so much so that he gratefully folded his hands together in prayer despite the events that had unfolded during the interview. He expressed gratitude for the tasty feast lied out in front of him, plus the companionship of a friend so caring and empathetic, something at which Zack grinned ear-to-ear. Finally, Cloud snagged a morsel of orange chicken with his plastic fork, and just when he was about to take that first bite…

"Hey! You with the spikey hair!"

Who was calling him? The voice didn't ring any bells for the young blond. Maybe he was referring to Zack?

"Hey, you're Cloud, right?"

Now he knew his name as well? Cloud had never met this man before in his life.

"Yeah…that's me. Can I help you?"

"Dude! I can't believe it's really YOU! Let me just say… It's an honor to be in the presence of such a famous celebrity like you. I really got a kick out of that routine you do with Stitches!"

"Uh, thanks?" After the man left the scene, Cloud thought aloud, "I wonder what that was all about. I don't think I could have done THAT many birthday party shows. Huh… Maybe people are finally starting to notice me and appreciate my talent as an entertainer! I wonder if my website's taken off yet."

Cloud quickly reached for his phone and began typing his name in the Internet search bar, but not before Zack panicked and smacked it out of his hand. The blond watched in shock as it bounced and skidded across the floor.

"What the heck was THAT for?!"

"Believe me, buddy, it's for your own good. I don't want you to discover the truth without a little heads-up in advance. Now, before I show you the video, do you promise not to get frustrated and cause a scene?"

"How could I NOT be frustrated? You destroyed my phone, you're treating me a little TOO nicely, and you're obviously hiding something from me. And what video are you referring to?"

"Well, you know. It's kinda… Here - Just watch it."

The moment Zack hit Play on the cellular screen, Cloud's eyes bulged in shock. In the video sat the aforementioned blond donning a familiar feline on his hand, performing his original birthday jingle with the text "#interview fail" whilst the man behind the camera could be heard whispering the words "what an idiot". It only took a moment for him to realize from this new angle just what vine the strange looks branched out from.

"Wha-? What have you done, Zack? How did you get this?"

"You tell me! Does any of this look familiar to you? I mean, who was the guy that recorded all of this?"

It all became very clear to Cloud. His job application and interview were obviously disregarded right from the very beginning, and Arnold seemed to dismiss each of the answers he provided, taking him for a fool and playing along with his silly birthday gimmick. Cloud had dug his own hole, and now he was watching as the whole world mocked him from level ground.

"I can't believe that stupid idiot would do such a thing! He never wanted to hire me - He only took advantage of me and made his own puppet out of my anxiety! How many views does this thing have?"

"Let's see… About a million."

"What?! I barely left that interview 20 minutes ago! So that means my viral antics are going to make me homeless one of these days because any future employers will only take this as their first impression of me! I'm so mad I could…" In his unbridled fury, Cloud snatched Zack's precious cellular device and flung it across the room like a plastic frisbee, ultimately sending it to its sticky demise when it landed in a pot of warm soy sauce in the Chinese food stand across the way.

"Hey!"

"You broke my phone first, so I thought it was only fair, Zack Fair!"

"Sorry, but hey, you were probably going to find out eventually. In any case, that doesn't erase the video from existence, you know. It's online for everyone to see. You're in the cloud, Cloud!"

Before his companion could retaliate with another witty retort, Zack gathered his belongings and got up to leave with a sudden unamused air about him.

"It's not like I had anything to do with it, I was only trying to help. If this is how you're going to treat me, I'll just go ahead and take my leave, then. You're welcome for lunch, by the way."

Without another word, the raven parted ways with Cloud and stepped aside to answer the impatient call of the food stand employee grasping his scooped-up phone in a dripping ladle. Zack apologized for the trouble and wrapped up the personal belonging in a bundle of napkins as he assessed the situation. That thing was completely smothered in boiling soy sauce.

At least I have insurance, he thought as he shot Cloud a piercing glance on his way out.

Now the blond was all alone, without a job, a desirable online presence, and an understanding friend to confide in.

What's wrong with me? he wondered. I failed that interview, I've become an Internet sensation, and just lost my best friend. Can this day get any worse?

As if answering his train of thought, a security guard accompanied by an employee of the Chinese restaurant standing by the register suddenly turned his way, eyeing him warily. Cloud instinctively panicked and attempted to nonchalantly make a break for the exit.

"Excuse me, sir? Sir?"

Now the chase was on. The hairs on the back of Cloud's neck stood up as his careful foot shuffling turned into a full-blown sprint. The mall cop headed his way and began closing the gap between the two, unknowingly commencing an unannounced foot race to the parking lot. Cloud had never before been so eager to embrace the sight of his beloved gray sedan. Giving his shoulder a quick once over, he leapt into the driver seat and shoved the car key into the ignition, soon realizing that the universe had other plans when the car didn't start right away.

"Come on! Don't do this to me! Not now!"

The blond struggled, begged and pleaded with his accomplice to assist in his getaway, but the sedan turned down each offer as if rejecting the sole purpose of its creation. Was this the end of the line for Cloud?

VROOM!

At last, the stubborn vehicle sprung to life in a last-ditch effort to save face, and after taking one last look at the scene of the crime, Cloud sped off and left behind a trail of dust and skid marks in his wake like a criminal fleeing from his mistakes. The mall cop shrugged his shoulders and returned to his post, relieved to at least have the perpetrator vacated from the premises.


Pulling into the same driveway that had greeted him upon his return every night was a rather refreshing sight for Cloud after dwelling on the current circumstances. The brick sign situated out by the gate displaying the big blue words "Midgar Creek Apartment Complex" marked this territory as his place to call home, and Cloud had considered this his crowning achievement back in the day. Before entangling himself in the web of job hunting, he had worked as a biomedical engineer at a manufacturing firm, designing artificial limbs for those less fortunate and thus securing a commendable income with which to afford an apartment at a complex as luxurious as this, complete with amenities such as a fitness center and a pool. The firm had since transferred overseas, and not wanting to uproot Tifa from her only existing family ties here in Midgar, Cloud decided to decline the offer and remain close to home, leading to his current scavenger hunt and Tifa's occupation with two back-breaking part-time jobs with barely enough income to support them.

After inputting his special, secret Midgar Creek passcode, the gate pried itself open and Cloud drove into his assigned parking spot. Along the way, he spotted his landlord Mr. Nelson chatting with one of his neighbors and greeted him with a friendly wave, obtaining a welcoming smile and wave in return. Despite all that had happened that day, it gave Cloud a rather warm feeling knowing that Mr. Nelson was making an exception for him and Tifa by giving them more time to come up with the rent money, as other tenants would have been kicked out a few months ago, while Cloud sought himself another job.

"Nelson sure is a wonderful guy," Cloud commented as he approached his apartment. "I'm glad I can rest easy knowing that he's always got my- What the heck is this?"

What stopped the blond dead in his tracks was a threatening, bright red piece of paper taped to his door with the menacing words written in black "Notice of Eviction" proudly presented for all to see.

"I guess this day CAN get worse…"


What did you guys think?

I know Cloud may seem to be a bit out of character, but this is meant to be an AU, and I thought it would be interesting for him to say and do some of these things. Regardless, I hope you enjoyed it! I love reading what you guys have to say, so please leave a review and some suggestions for what you'd like to see in the next chapter!

What would you do if you were in Cloud's situation?