A Tentacle Affair~
Just so you know, this is my first story so lots of concrit and reviews lolz. I'm very serious about this pairing. This is a DobbyxSnapexGiant Squid love triangle. Enjoy!
It was South Central Los Angeles during the 1990s. In the heat of the Rodney King riots, gang warfare wa shitting its peak. Dobby was known on the streets as D-Get-That-Money-Izzle and a force not to be reckoned with. However he desparetly wanted to prove himself to be an OG.
The gang had just robbed a bakery on Main Street and came back with the stash to their hideout. Everyone was lighting up and getting shitfaced. The leader of the group was Grand Master Snape.
He walked up to Dobby and said
"Whazzzzzzzzappp home slice"
And then he said
"Nothing fo sheeeeezy Grand Master Snape how it iz? DAPPS!"
(here is where they threw up gang signs)
He started to whisper. "Yo listen here, right? You wanna finally get dat OG ryou knwo what i'm sayin? Word is our rival is planning to take our territory and what we gotta do here is kill 'em..."
Dobby stopped listening after he heard the word "kill". He started to think: his biggest problem with teying to attain the OG status was that he was in love with the other gang leader. Notorious S.Q.U.I.D. Their gangs had fought for venturies, and he knew it was a futile effort. But he couldn't kill him. H elove dhim too much form the first time he laid eyes on him at battle.
What everyoen doesn't knwo is Grand Master DSnape found this out by him making googley eyes. And even more so he too was in lvoe... WITH DOBBY?
He wanted Dobby to kill him. To get him out of the way.
They ha dhistory.
Back in the day i n the 70s when they were both new on the streets, they had helped eachother out.
"I got cheww bro."
"You my squid, nuckka/." He said as he lifted his leg in the air.
But the sqwuid got too clingy, and it wasn't a mutual relationship. So eh called it off. But squid was alays jealous of the newbies, especially now Dobby who was raiding in fame.
"...and so nwo you'll have your chance! Is you down D?" He hesistated.
"I...I don't know if i can do it.
Snape flew up and screamed. "You WILL do it or we gonna do YOU!"
And with that he stromed out of the drug orgy and bread baskets.
It was the scene of the battle: 12am the next night.
Everywhere there wa sblood. It was like the pavement had red koolaid on it. Except it was actually blood.
Laying in a pool of it was D-Get-That-Money-Izzle. Snape crie dout.
"WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DID YOU TAKE HIM., HE WAS GOING TO BE AN OG!"
He sobbed, when miraculisuly Squis came up and wrapped his arms around him.
"Listen...I know you dont want me here but...i still got chew..."
"...I've always gotten chew."
They held hands and walked off into the sunrise. It wasn't a happy ending, but it was their ending.
THE END.
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