Hi everyone!hope you like this fic!flames are welcome.the titledoesn,t match ,but i couldn't think of an other one.here it goes:
To the Blade-breakers,
over the past six months,your team-mate Mr.Tyson.Granger,has been causing quite a commotion in our store(wall-mart).We can not tolerate this type of behaviour any longer and have considered banning the entire team from shopping in our stores.
JULY 2:set all alaram clocks in house-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
JULY 17:made a trail of tomato saand peanut-butter on the floor leading to the rest-room.
SEPTEMBER 9:MOVED A CAUTION- WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
SEPTEMBER 19:set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he would invite them,if they bring pillows and nice,clean bed-sheets from the bedding department.
SEPTEMBER 25:when a clerk asks if he could help,he begins to cry and says'why can't anyone leave me alone?!'.Then he begins to cry and runs of in the rest-room.
OCTOBER 4:looked right at the security camera,and used it as a mirror and picked his nose.
OCTOBER 15:went to take a bath in the rest rooms
OCTOBER 25:wore a woman's dress and modelled it all around the shop for the coustomers.
NOVEMBER 1:ate all the pet food.(it was dog-food)
NOVEMBER 20:hid in the clothes department .and when any shopper came yelled"pick me!pick me!"
december 10:went into the try-room and yelled"hey!there is no toliet-paper in here!"
well,i hope you have learned your lesson.We will not regret our decision.
with no regrets,
the manager.
well.please review!
