Lark: Hi everybody! Welcome to the hunting grounds, where you can hunt down bishies and take them home! We are currently-

Weasel: Start the story already!!!

Lark: Well excuuuse me! Okay. One more thing: I OWN NOTHING!!!

Side note: Lark is me and Weasel is my friend.

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Chapter 1 Bishie Hunts and Evil teachers

Lark and Weasel are lying in the grass in the backyard.

Lark: I'm bored...*yawn*

Weasel: I know T.T *yawn*

Lark: Schools gonna start soon _ *yawn*

Weasel: So we should do something fun before evil teachers load us with homework...*yawn*

Lark: Stupid evil teachers think that they can get our heads off anime.*yawn*

Weasel: Yeah.*yawn*

They laugh at evil teachers for five hours.

Lark: So let's have a Bishie Hunt!

Weasel: Yay! *starts jumping up and down*

Lark: To the Hunting grounds!

Weasel: Yay!

Multi-colored hole appears in front of them and they go in.

Lark: These portals make me sick...

Weasel: @_@

A sign pops out the says "We will stop...NOW!" Lark and weasel land flat on their faces. They walk around a forest.

Weasel: I don't see any bishies...*looks around*

Lark: *runs*

Weasel: Where are you going??? *runs after Lark*

Weasel: *sweatdrops and sees Kenshin, Sano, Aoshi, Saito, and Lark playing poker. After a few second, Lark wins* eh...

Sano: aww man...

Kenshin: aww man...

Aoshi: aww man...

Saito: I'm no copycat! I'm gonna say DAMN YOU F****IN' KID WHO WALKED UP TO US AND STARTED PLAYING!!!

Shippou: *pops out of nowhere* POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! *pops back to nowhere*

Weasel: *sees Sano and runs up to glomp him* Saaaannoooo!!!!

Sano: AAAUUGHH!!! I-IT'S A RABID FANGIRL!!! RUN FOR IT YOU GUYS!!!

Weasel: *tackles him* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU ARE HELPLESS NOW!!!!!

Sano: noooooooooo...

Kenshin: *sweatdrops*

Lark: *gets and evil glint in her eyes and stares at kenshin*

Kenshin: A-Are you a r-ra-rabid fangirl too?

Lark: *runs and steals Kenshin's sakabatou* turn chibi Kenshin! Or you'll never see your sakabatou ever again!

Kenshin: fine...*turns chibi*

Lark: Yay! *drops sakabatou and glomps Kenshin*

Aoshi and Saito: *runs away* I'm glad they didn't get us!!!

Which bishies will our friends find next? Find out on the next chapter of...er...THE BISHOUNEN HUNT!!!!!!

Random reader: you're not my friend! I don't even know who you guys are!

Lark and Weasel: WELL PRETEND YOU ARE!!!!! AND ALL YOU PPLZ BETTER REVIEW OR FACE THE WRATH OF...er...THE ALLIANCE OF THE BAMBOOIE SQUIRRELS!!!!! *lightning bolts appear*