30 hr. famine, Seigaku style Prince of Tennis

The Seigaku members (after much begging from Oishi) decide to join the 30 hr. famine at their school to help those in need. Will they survive? NON- YAIO

Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis (I wish I did!) nor do I own Kikumaru (Aww!!)

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Ch. 1- Joining

"Students who wish to join the 30 hr. famine taking place this Friday, please go to Room 15, I repeat students who wish to join the 30 hr. famine taking place this Friday, please go to Room 15"

Oishi Syuichiroh paced back and forth in Room 15 as he waited for people to join the 30 hr. famine, his head facing down towards the 'oh-so- interesting' marble floor, he sighed. So far, no one in the school had wanted to help those poor helpless children who couldn't afford any food to eat! Taking a deep breathe, his eyes burning full of courage and determination, he quickly paced out of the room at a quick speed. His plan. To get his teammates, the Seigaku tennis team, to join in the challenge.

Walking down the hallway quite quickly, he spotted an familiar redhead and called out to him, louder than usual, which had caused people to look at him in a funny way.

"Nya~a! Oishi, what's wrong?" the acrobatic player asked as he turned around to face his double's partner. Looking into his eyes, it made him want to hover in a dark corner, for his eyes today seemed . . . seemed very freaky. Maybe there was a little too much gleam in his eyes or something, but it had definitely scared him.

"Eiji! You HAVE to join the 30 hr. famine!"

" . . . heh?" The statement had, of course, caught Eiji off guard, and with the reply he made back, Oishi's forehead creased

"You don't want to help those poor helpless kids who can't even afford the SLIGHTEST food?!" Oishi stated, unhappy with his double's partner.

"Nya! Oishi, I didn't mean it that way, but you know I can't last without food for 30 hrs!" Eiji replied, placing a hand on his friends shoulder as he watched his lips turn into a frown and the eyes losing its shimmer.

"But Eiji! Think about it! You're helping those in need! And also those poor animals"

"Animals?" Eiji never thought that joining the challenge would help any animals.

"Yes . . ." Oishi said quickly as he thought of a lie . . . well, not 'exactly' a lie, but a statement he could say that could possible be true, "Some pets can't afford food either, and many of them are out in the streets because of that, many CATS are in the street because of that"

"CATS?!" Eiji had a thing for cats, but little did he know that he was slowly falling for Oishi's trap, "Aww! Those poor kittens!"

"Yes, very poor" Oishi smiled mischiefly, getting Kikumaru to join the challenge was pretty simple, but the rest of the members, he didn't know . . . no! He shouldn't think like that! Always have hope! Yes, have hope and everything will be fine, "And Eiji, if you join the challenge, you'll be able to help those poor kittens"

Kikumaru nodded his head ferociously, "Yes, those poor lil kittens! When is the challenge taking place?"

"This Friday and it's going to go till Saturday, 12 o'clock" Oishi grinned, mission successful!

"Okay, I got to go Oishi! I'll see you at practice!" Eiji waved a quick good-bye and dashed around the corner and down the stairs in record speed, he was supposed to meet with Fuji in the library and he was late! Ah! So sorry Fuji!

[1 person in, 7 more to go!] Oishi thought as he scanned the hallways for any one he knew, seeing that their was no one, he decided to go to the cafeteria, where he was bound to meet Momo and Echizen. That 1st year always followed Momo around, or was it the opposite?

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"You don't take me as your senpai at all, do you Echizen?" A loud booming voice called out as the two Seigaku tennis team members sat down at the cafeteria table, the older one watching as the younger member take his juice.

"Nope, not at all"

"Why you . . ." Before the powerhouse could get any further, the 'Mother of Seigaku' appeared, and stopped the two boys before anything extreme was able to happen.

"Oishi-senapi!" 2nd year Momoshiro Takeshi greeted in surprise as he turned around to see his familiar weird haircut senpai.

"Momo, Echizen, just he people I came to see" Oishi smiled, this presumably, would be the 2nd most easily persuaded group

"Ah! What is it Oishi-senpai?" Momo asked as he took a large chunk of his club sandwich, as Echizen just look at him in amazement, it wasn't like he had never saw his senpai eat a large lunch, but it was just that one bit and already half the thing was gone! What a pig!

"Have you heard of the 30 hr. famine challenge?" The older senpai of the group asked as he sat down beside the hungry powerhouse, watching in amazement as he finished his first sandwich in less than 5 minutes

"The 30 hr. famine?" Echizen asked in his expressionless voice, his eyes hidden from under his cap.

"You don't eat for 30 hours to help people in other places who can't afford food" Oishi explained, seeing if any reaction was readable through their faces, Momoshiro's was exceptionally easy, while Ryoma just showed his usual expressionless look.

"Help? How can you help people by not eating?" Momo asked, as he grabbed his extra bought juice and took a sip of it, "Anyways, not eating for 30 hours, that's impossible!"

"Momo-senpai, you eat every 10 minutes, of course it's not possible for you" Echizen stated as he duck a swipe Momo sent at him, smirking.

"It's not impossible Momo, you can drink juice" Oishi replied, a dark image of Inui's special drinks appeared in his mind and he shuddered, "Many people have done it before, and it's for the cause of others, before joining the challenge, you collect donations by people and if you succeed you send the money to other places where people need the money for survival"

Momo nodded his head, as he stuffed his 5th sandwich into his mouth, Echizen cocked an eyebrow

"If Momo-senpai joins, he won't make it for sure, look at how much he eats, exactly like a boar" Echizen stated, ducking, yet another strike by Momo, but this time, his senpai was smart and the instant he got back into his usual stance, Momo sent an unexpected strike and wrapped his arm around his shoulder, choking him.

"I bet I can stay there longer than you can" Momo grinned, "The loser has to treat the other to burgers afterwards"

Echizen smirked, "Sure, get ready to lose Momo-senpai"

"You're on!"

[3 persons in, 5 more] Oishi thought as he did a little mental dance in his head, little did he notice the data collector standing behind them, jotting something in his handy, (yet annoying) notebook

"Inui-senapi" Echizen choked out as Momo finally let go of him, he touched his neck as he glared towards the powerhouse.

"This sounds quite interesting, I'll join too" Data collector, Inui Sadahari stated as he adjusted his glasses, "I have a new drink out, and it's just the thing we need for the 30 hr. famine"

All three Seigaku members looked towards the data collector, faces as pale as ghosts and eyes as large as ever, they gulped.

The glasses of Inui showed an image of the drink, although it was nowhere in sight, "I call it 'No-hunger red vinegar'" (If you're far enough in the anime, I think around ep. 80ish, you'll ear about Inui's new drink, vinegar)

* Gulp *

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"And you know what Oishi told me Fuji? He said we could help those poor kittens that are in the street if we join the 30 hr. famine! Do you want to go? Do you want to go?" Acrobatic Player, Kikumaru Eiji asked cheerfully as he watched the tensai smile back as usual.

"It sounds interesting" Fuji Syuusuke replied as he pointed his finger towards the open math notebook, "Now Eiji, do you understand how to calculate the area of a triangle?"

"Nya! Fuji! Don't you want to help those poor lil kittens?" Eiji whined loudly, causing people to glance their way and Fuji to open his eyes for a split second, telling the cheery boy to stay quite, for, they were in the library.

"Yes, those poor kittens, now Eiji, do you UNDERSTAND how to calculate the area of a triangle?" the Tennis tensai asked once again, how many times was this now? He lost count, but ever since they start the lil 'tutor' (Which was possibly 15 minutes ago) Eiji had talked non-stop about the 30 hr. famine. Yes, it did sound interesting, but now was not the time to talk about it.

"But the kittens!"

"Eiji?"

"The kittens!"

"Area of a triangle"

"Those poor kids!"

"Do you understand how-"

"30 hr. famine!"

"-To calculate the area-"

"Join!"

"- of a triangle?"

Fuji finally finished his sentence, yet he doubted the cheery acrobatic player even heard a word he said. He was losing his patience with the bouncy boy sitting upon the chair next to his in the library, "Yes, I feel sorry for all those poor kids-"

"And kittens" Eiji corrected him

"Yes, and kittens, but right now I'm helping you with your math" Fuji stated calmly, "You can talk about the 30 hr. famine la-ter . . ."

"If you feel so sorry for them, you should join to Fuji!" Eiji stated as he grinned widely, "It goes from Friday to Saturday 12 o'clock"

"Yes, I've heard"

"So are you going to join?"

"Are you going to get your math done?"

"Sure, if you help me, but are you going to join?"

"We'll talk about it after the math"

"No~o! Fuji! Tell me NOW"

"Eiji, your math"

"The poor kids and kittens! Think about them Fuji!"

"Yes Eiji, but think of your math marks if we don't get this finish"

" . . ." Silence overcame the boy for the first time, and Fuji smiled, glad that he got the point across to Eiji that he needed to finish his math, now.

"The kids!"

[Oh no, here we go again] "Your math"

"The kittens!"

"Your grades"

"You should join Fuji!"

"I'll join if you get your math done"

"Okay!" Eiji cried out happily, a wide grin spread across his face, "I'll go tell Oishi now!"

"Your math!" Fuji cried out, but too late, the cheery acrobatic player had already ran out the library door, carrying his knapsack along with him. Looking around he let out a soft unnoticeable sigh, packing his stuff along with Eiji's into his knapsack, he quietly exited the library, feeling the eyes of the students and librarians eyes upon him as he left. Ah! They'll have to find a new place to study from now on.

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Oishi smiled happily as he exited Tezuka's homeroom. He had just finished convincing Tezuka and Kawamura to join the 30 hr. famine, and surprisingly, it wasn't that hard to convince him (Tezuka), now the only person that was left was Kaidoh and Fuji. Taking the room a couple doors away from Tezuka's he looked in to find Kaidoh nowhere in sight.

"Excuse me" Oishi asked a nearby brown pig tailed girl, who turned around instantly to his voice, he could see stars shinning in her eyes and he let out a soft sight, "Do you know where Kaidoh is?"

"Kaidoh?" The girl thought for a second, "He's probably outside jogging or maybe under that large Sakura tree by the tennis courts"

Oishi nodded in surprise. He knew that Kaidoh did intense training, but he had never thought that he would do it at school too, "Thanks"

As he left the room, he could hear the girl bragging to her friends about 'talking to the wonderful amazing Oishi-senpai'. Oishi sighed, he didn't feel that he was THAT great, I mean, all he did was play tennis.

Walking down the stair which would lead him towards the outside doors, he saw a red-head running up to him at a quick speed and smiled, "Hey Eiji"

"Ah! Oishi! Here you are! I was looking for you" Eiji stated as he smiled. This boy never seemed to be out of energy, "I got Fuji to join the challenge"

"That's great Eiji! The more the better!" Oishi exclaimed, so that meant that the only person left was now Kaidoh.

Eiji grinned, "And I saw Inui talking to Kaidoh about the challenge too! I think he was going to make Kaidoh drink his new juice if he didn't join" Eiji made a weird face, "I just hope he doesn't make us drink that!"

Oishi let out a small laugh as he heard this, "I guess that means all the Seigaku members including Inui is in the challenge"

"Yep, yep! It's going to be so fun!"

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I had this crazy idea of doing this fic (my school was doing this 30 hr famine thing, so yeah) Anyways, I hope none of the characters are out of place of anything (Though I really think they are -_-') Anyways, this was my first try at humor, and I don't think I'm succeeding too well, but anyways, please tell me what u think! REVIEW please!!!!!!

Rikku42

My first shot at humor! Sry if it's REALLY REALLY bad!!! Gomenasai!!!!!!!!!!!!