A/N Yeah, this is a new thing I started. Just a collection of little oneshots. Suppose to be fun, possibly funny if you understand my humor xDDD Enjpy!
Disclaimer: Now tell me, Do you think I would be on Fanfic if I owned Twilight? Huh? Exactly. P
Edward and THE SHIRT!
BPOV:
"Bellllllllahhhhhhh!" Alice yelled from downstairs. I groaned, throwing the blankets over my torso and rumaged through my closet looking for something to wear.
"Silly Goose! Your clothes are on your bed!" Alice laughed. I sighed. That's Alice.
I looked over to my bed, finding a pair of jeans, that had patches over the pockets, that were black and red pokadots, and a red shirt. I pulled the clothes over my body, and darted downstairs, managing to trip atleast twice.
I found my angel waiting for me at the bottom.
"Hello Edward." I said.
"Hello Lo--" he stopped, doing a once over at my outfit. "Now, really is it neccisary to wear that shirt?" he frowned.
I looked down and blushed once I saw what my shirt said. It said, "Bite Me" in a fancy curly black script. I giggled. "Follow the shirts advice, Edward."
Edward sighed, but pulled me into his arms anyway.
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Wow, that was fun. We, meaing me and the Cullens, all went to the mall. It was hilarious, Emmett managed to wiggle himself into a pair of high heels and walked around the store like that. ((Can you picture it xD)) But I was home now, and changed into PJ's.
All of a sudden I smelled smoke. Holy Crow! I dashed up to my room, to find Edward leaning over a a candle with a bundle in his hand. He had an evil grin on his face as the bundle erupted into flames. He threw it on the floor and stomped on it.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!?" I yelled, helping me put the fire out.
He shrugged. "I told you I didn't like that shirt."
I sighed, opening the door to my closet to reveal a whole shelf of them, all in different colors, styles, and patterns.
"Oh Crap."
A/N Yeah, it's not too funny, but imagine it. I think it's cute. Next up, Cullen Truth or Dare.
