Do not own anything. Doing this purely out of boredom. Enough reviews, like 5 or 6, I'll consider making it multichapter. Enjoy!
Uchiha Sasuke--
Bleh, for the sake of the story and because I like it better, we'll switch it to Sasuke Uchiha. All right. Start over!
Sasuke Uchiha was what some would call a genius. A prodigy. An intellectual if you will. Some would beg to differ; Sasuke Uchiha was a gorgeous genius/prodigy/intellectual.
Now, Sasuke Uchiha lived with his blonde of a best friend. His best friend named Naruto is also an intellectual. But then again, Naruto is also a blonde. And I mean that on so many levels. One, he really is a blonde. Two, he is a very dense blonde. Three--well no need to go on any further as it is only Number Two that irks Sasuke like a twitchy rat. Why? Well, let's take a look at this scene from the blonde's point of view…
Lord have mercy, take me now. I knew that a day like this would come, but so soon? It's only been a week since I started working at the hospital and already the ER was pulling in emergencies like starving rabid hounds on a juicy piece of steak!! Wonder if Sasuke's day was just as bad.
I yell "Sasuke!" as I enter the apartment. Yea, more like an apartment that resembled a suite but we agreed to only get a house when the one of us got married and the one not attached could have the (suite) apartment. Otherwise, there was really no reason to move out of the place we had since college. "Sasuke, you home yet?" Receiving no answer, I assume he's at the office preparing for God-knows-what. Probably an inspection, it's about that time of year.
That doesn't matter though! What does matter is that I have the (suite) apartment to myself meaning I can run into our bedroom and jump on my bed without Sasuke complaining from his bed about how I just woke him from his sleep!!
LIFE IS SO GOO--
There Sasuke is. Posed on my bed. With a cowboy hat. And no shirt. 'TAKE ME NOW' looks like it was carved on his stomach. His pants are unbuttoned and riding dangerously low just like those black Italian silk boxers barely covering his----It sinks in that Sasuke whispered in a low, sensual, I-will-fuck-your-brains-out voice, "Hey sexy."
I slam that door shut and shriek, "MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!! YOU BASTARD!! YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID SO I DON'T WALK IN ON YOU LIKE THAT!!!"
Needless to say, the dobe didn't even consider that Sasuke wanted to get laid by him.
Poor sexually frustrated Sasuke.
Writing it 3 in the morning, I'd say it's pretty good. :) ;D
