Yep, another new story! This idea just kinda hit me outta nowhere! Hope you all enjoy! Please forgive the sucky title, I'm not very creative or good with titles.
Couples may include: HitsuHina, RenRuki, IchiHime, ShuNan, among others that may be hinted!♥
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BLEACH!
NOTE: Italic words are the character's thoughts. Bold words are the song lyrics.
It was supposed to be a normal party for all the taichous and fuku-taichous. Old man Yamamoto ordered that everyone must attend. Toushirou Hitsugaya sat at a table with his arms crossed, wishing he was somewhere else. He cursed Yamamoto under his breath for making him some to this stupid party.
"Hi Shirou-chan!" A familiar voice called to him.
"It's Hitsugaya-taichou, bed wetter Momo!"
"You know I don't do that anymore Shirou-chan!" Momo cried. She sat down in the chair next to him. "Where's Rangiku-chan?"
"I don't know, probably drinking somewhere," he replied.
"I'll get us some drinks Shirou-chan!" Momo offered, getting up.
"Better not be any alcohol,"
"Don't be so cranky Shirou-chan!" Momo pouted before she left.
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"Hello Rangiku-chan!" Momo smiled. "You're the bartender?"
"Yep, I get free drinks all night!" Rangiku proudly exclaimed. Momo could tell she was a little tipsy.
"Well, two waters please!"
"You sure you don't want any sake Momo-chan?" Rangiku asked.
"No thank you. Just water!" Momo said.
"Oh, ok!" Rangiku handed Momo two glasses with a clear liquid in them. Momo took them and walked back to her and Toushirou's table. Rangiku snickered to herself. She spiked those glasses with vodka. Rangiku did this to everybody who ordered a non alcoholic drink. She wanted to see what would happen if everyone got drunk.
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"Here you go Shirou-chan," Momo handed Toushirou one of the glasses.
"Took you long enough," he blurted out. He then drank the whole glass within minutes. "Momo, what is this?"
"Its water Shirou-chan," Momo said, picking up her full glass. Momo then took a sip of her 'water'. "Oh my god! This isn't water! Shirou-chan, Shirou-chan?"
"Hey baby," Toushirou winked at her. Momo gasped. "He must be drunk!" She thought to herself.
"OK EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!" Rangiku yelled into a microphone. "We're doing karaoke, so who's first?"
"I'll go!" Renji exclaimed, jumping out of his seat. Rukia put her hand on her forehead and growled.
"I'll sing with him!" Ichigo ran on stage too. Orihime smiled at him and encouraged him. Renji and Ichigo ran to the stage, Renji tripped, grabbed the microphone, and began to sing.
(Ichigo)
I'm bringin' sexy back (Yeah) Dirty babe... (Uh Huh)
Them other boys don't know how to act!(Yeah)
I think it's special what's behind your back.(Yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack!(Yeah)
(Take em' to the bridge!)
You see these shackles? Baby I'm your slave(Uh Huh)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave!(Uh Huh)
It's just that no one makes me feel this way(Uh Huh)
(Take em' to the chorus!)
Get your sexy on
(Renji)
Come here girl!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Come to the back
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
VIP!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Drinks on me
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Let me see what ya tworkin' with
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Look at those hips!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
You make me smile
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Go head child!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
(Ichigo) Dirty babe...(Uh Huh)
I'm bringin' sexy back (Yeah)
Them motherers dont' know how to act! (Yeah)
Girl let me make up for the things you lack. (Yeah)
'Cause you're burnin' up I gotta get it past! (Yeah)
(Take em' to the bridge!)
You see these shackles? Baby i'm your slave (Uh Huh)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave!(Uh Huh)
It's just that no one makes me feel this way(Uh Huh)
(Take em' to the chorus!)
(Renji) Get your sexy on You ready? Uh (Yes) (Ichigo)
Come here girl!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Come to the back
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
VIP!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Drinks on me
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Let me see what ya tworkin' with
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Look at those hips!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
You make me smile
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Go head child!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
(Go 'head be gone with it!)(x8)
You ready?
You ready?
I'm bringin' sexy back(Yeah)
You mothaers watch how I attack(Yeah)
If that's your girl, better watch your back(Yeah)
'Cause she'll burn it up for me, and that's a fact(Yeah)
(Take em' to the chorus!)
Get your sexy on You ready? (Yes)
(Renji)
Come here girl!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Come to the back
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
VIP!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Drinks on me
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Let me see what ya tworkin' with
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Look at those hips!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
You make me smile
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
Go head child!
(Go 'head be gone with it!)
(Go 'head be gone with it!) (8x)
You ready? (Yes)
(Yes)
You ready? (Yes)
You ready?
Everybody clapped their hands as Renji and Ichigo ran back to their tables. "How'd ya like that babe?" Renji asked Rukia. Rukia threw him a dirty look and smacked him in the back of the head. "What'd I do?" he yelled.
Hope you all enjoyed! The song is called 'SexyBack' and it's by Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.
PLEASE REVIEW!-GIVES PUPPY DOG EYES- the more reviews i get, the faster i'll update.
You'll all LOVE Toushirou's song! He'll most likely be the last one to sing, but it will be awesome! I took a song and re-wrote some of the lyrics to make it fit with his life! Next performer will most likely be Yachiru or Shunsui!
Love you all lots,
-AbbeyxIzuru, who has too much fun writing these!
