A/N: . . . 0.o *grin* I honestly think the ocean's air is gettin' to me. New ideas are swamping me like crazy, but I think this may be the most craziest, funniest, off-the-spurt thing I've ever written. XD Get this, I can't believe it only took me about twenty minutes to write this down, and with my shaky non-ambidextrous left hand with my right hand cradling my sleeping kit on my lap. X3
DISCLAIMER: Sailor Moon don't belong to me but the awesome Naoko Takeuchi- the only thing I actually want to lay claim to is my crazy idea and brain. *grin* I'm still shakin' my head over this one. ^^ ((Also, Finding Nemo's 'turtle-voice' ain't mine, either. ^^ Yes, you'll know when you read it. *snicker*))
SACKED CONVERSATIONS: Hit With Double Innuendo
". . . Thunder, please tell me you did not say that."
"All I asked was just how comfortable Ami must be in the sack! C'mON, Pyro, I wasn't thinking, DROP it! Besides, whose idea was it that instead of going into the building to use the stairs like NORMAL people do instead of Tuxedo Mask SOMEHOW getting up 51 stories high and pulling us up in a sack? It's. . . well, it's a heckuva wierder idea than me saying how Ami must be in the sack!"
"Okay, Makoto-chan, okay! I'm sorry for this idea of mine, but since Usagi-chan's not here with her transformers stick to infiltrate this high-class building and I'm second in service, we'll do this my way. And look on the bright side, Ami-chan didn't hear you."
"*blush* Erm, yes, I kind of did. Our communicators ARE all on, you know. Oh, and Mako-chan, I'm actually QUITE comfortable in the sack, really, but when it's your turn to get in here and ride, you're a bit big, so it might be hard in more ways than one to get you up-"
*BEEP!*
"Oh, Kami-samaaaaa!I I can't- I can't-! Is THAT how I sounded when I- when I-"
"Yes, Thunder, that is EXACTLY how you sounded to us."
"*grin* Ami-chan's pretty tight, though, to get to go first, huh?"
"*groan* Mina-chan, I swear if I hear anyone talk about Ami-chan in the sack I'm gonna go up there and-"
"*snicker* Hey, Pyro, good thing you're not already up there or you'd have to COME down and GET Ami-chan in the sack, eh?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I can't beLIEVE this!"
*beep!*
"Okay, girls, it's been a bumpy ride, but after all those hard scrapes, I'm still safe and ready. Come on up!"
((all three))
"*good-natured groan* WE'RE COMING!"
"No WAY am I going to be made of like that, not tonight! Okay, pretty boy, let the sack down, I'm comin' up bare!"
". . . Makoto-chan, do you LISTEN to what you say?"
". . . Thunder, PLEASE say hands. PLEASE."
"Hmph. Of COURSE I'm going to use my hands- in fact, I'm gonna use my fingers and palm and nails just to climb up all the crevices in this baby just so my butt's not gonna get squashed when I fall right on top of ya! What ELSE would I use?"
"*grin* You honestly DON'T listen to what you say, but this is actually getting kinda fun! Now, Makoto-chan, next time we go shopping, we'll go inside one of those nifty little shops and I'll show you all the joys of dild-"
"ENOUGH! Thunder, get to climbing that rope!"
"*whispered, hidden snicker* Ooh, such NEW possibilities of entanglement, maybe even some self-bondage-"
"MINA-CHAN!"
"*grin* I'll enjoy the view."
*BEEP!*
"Hurry girls, the youma just came out of the closet and is sporting the most DANGEROUSLY SHARP SWORDS! Her chest full of weapons looks pretty lethal, too!"
(('Finding Nemo', turtle voice))
"Du-uuuude. . ."
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THE END
A/N: XD AHAHAHAHAAAA! And, this'll be a satisfactory 'CUT!' Heh, I had fun writing this, and who knows, the senshi SHOULD get to scaling buildings in sacks for momentary fan-service fun. X3 Thanks for reading! ^^
