Okay, so a while ago on the doctor_donna LJ comm there was the "Find the Cherry" fic challenge. Basically, the Doctor hides a cherry somewhere on his body and if/when Donna finds it she gets to do anything she wants to/with him. Having a non-shipping brain, this was my response.
She thought for a moment, then grinned wickedly.
"Anything I want? You swear?"
"Yup," he replied confidently, thinking she would never find the.... "Hey! What's the big idea?" he shouted as she bent down and lifted his left foot, pulling his shoe off in one smooth motion as he hopped around half barefoot trying to regain his balance.
"Bingo," she yelled triumphantly, "but if you think I'm eating it you're more bonkers than I thought."
He stared at her in disbelief as she handed his shoe back, still dislodging the cherry stem from the laces of his red Converse sneaker.
"How did you...." but the rest of the sentence was cut off as she shoved the slightly smashed cherry into his mouth.
"Doesn't matter. Now....for my prize," she continued slowly, "you, bedroom, now."
"What?"
"You heard me, Spaceman. Meet you in five minutes."
"What?"
She put a finger to his lips and laughed deviously. "Wait and see."
"What?!?"
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Thirty minutes later, Donna was standing outside the Doctor's room, texting Martha while she waited for him to finish dressing.
"Oh, come on out then!" she yelled impatiently. "We said we'd meet Martha twenty minutes ago!"
"But, Donna," the Doctor whined, "I look ridiculous."
Donna tapped her foot on the grating of the TARDIS floor and sighed in mock frustration. "You said anything. And I'm sure you look lovely. Now come out!"
The Doctor groaned dramatically and stepped out of his room, and Donna collapsed into a fit of giggles.
He crossed his arms and would have looked quite intimidating if not for the pink banana-print fabric gracing his elbows. Then again, the giant bunny slippers didn't help the 'Oncoming Storm' look much either.
"You know, I saved the world in my pyjamas once before," he said casually. She almost choked on her laugh and shot him a disbelieving look.
"Well, not my pyjamas exactly -they belonged to this bloke called Howard, kept an apple in his dressing gown- but I saved the world and I was wearing pyjamas. Close enough."
She giggled again and dropped something in his hands as she walked toward the TARDIS door.
"Wouldn't want to forget your teddy bear," she threw over her shoulder as he stuck his thumb in his mouth and reluctantly followed.
