Disclaimer: I own nothing of the TD franchise

Rating: T

A/N: Guys and gals I'm sorry for ending the T.D.R. series but a lot was going on in my life, anyways I'm starting over. P.S. it's gonna start off as 'Pre-Chapters' Anyways, read on!

P.S.S. (?): The story will be after TDWT, but Ezekiel is normal. And TDRTI never happened.

Pre-Chapter: 1 "I'm getting the gang back together!"

~Chris's POV~

Waking up on a gloomy day in my mansion, I sluggishly crawl out of bed, dragging my feet through a mixture of cigarettes, Bud-Light cans and glass bottles, and used condoms. Looking at myself in my deluxe bathroom mirror I see my usual charming face needs some hair gel, going through my medicine (a.k.a. condom and gel) cabinet and slowly gelling my hair, my iPhone 4s starts ringing, my front desk assistant, Jeff says I have a visitor, whom is here 'for business'. Pissed off, I say okay. 'Great, now I have to fuckin' get freshened up in less than five minutes'.

*Five minutes later...*

I have my usual pretty face on, my slight facial hair nice and trimmed, and I'm wearing a V-neck, light blue Hollister t-shirt, with tan cargo pants, and black sandals. I ask Jeff to send the visitor to my library/study. Since my mansion is very big, it takes some time to get from the first floor lobby to the fifth floor study. As I'm waiting I take a seat at the end of my long, mahogany meeting tab, on my iPhone tweeting a status to my followers, a mysterious and seductive figure appears at the door. The silhouette shows a feminine curvy figure is a dark tan trench coat reaching her high-heeled feet approaches me.

"Hello ," the figure says, "My name is Minnie, and I have come to propose a deal with you that may intrigue you." "I'm listening." Slowly, she slips out the trench coat, revealing a tan 5`7 slightly tanned girl with long, wavy corn-starch hair, deep green eyes that seem to sparkle, nice pink full lips, 36DD cleavage and a nice ass in a tight short plaid skirt and a slightly un-buttoned blouse, revealing her cleavage, her hair in two high pony-tails, and black heels. Although quiet sexy, she seems familiar, but nonetheless, gets a slight bulge in my pants. "Well, I've heard about how big of a success the Total Drama franchise has become and I want to become a part of that. You want to torture contestants, I want fame. If I just simply assist you as a hostess I could rank in at LEAST a quarter of a million dollars PER SHOW!" she exclaims, handing me a statistics paper.

"Well, this is quiet an offer," I purr as I slowly and seductively hug this blonde from behind, my fingers roaming her stomach. "We need the fan-favorites from TDWT and some new faces." I finish as she faces me and we go into a heated make-out session.

~OMG YOU GUYS, THANKS FOR READING AND PLEASE COMMENT, this will all make sense soon, ever though I'm winging it.~