99 Problems
By: Jay-z
DBZ Parody: Vegeta's 99 Problems
By: Lil Kazama Girly
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems, but Bulma ain't one
(Verse 1)
I'm part of the elite patrol, not the weak patrol
Frieza wanna make sure my casket's closed
I'm a Saiyan stupid, what type of facts are those?
I grew up without holes in my Saiyan clothes
You'd celebrate the minute you was having clothes
I'm like forget Kakarrot; you can kiss my whole a-hole
If you don't like my attitude, you can press fast forward
Got beef with Funi cause I don't play their shows
They don't enjoy my hits well I don't give an ish, so!
Fight mags try and use my Saiyan a--
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, freaks!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence Vegeta has
From prince to SSJ, boy I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
99 problems, but Bulma ain't one
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems, but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
(Verse 2)
The year's 94 and in my house I was layin
In the living room window was that m-f'in Saiyan
I got two choices make up some lie (hmm)
Or jump out back and take to the sky
And I ain't tryin play interrogator with Trunks
Plus I got a few minutes; I can deal with the punk.
So I walked to the outside of my home and heard,
"Vegeta, do you know what I'm stopping you for?"
"Because I'm short, yet strong, and my hair's real high"
"Do I look like a mind reader, Kakarrot? Now good-bye!"
"Are you going to get on my nerves or should I guess some more?"
"Well I didn't think that I should knock on the door".
"You're not in the house and weren't in the car"
"Are you in a bad mood cause I know that you always are"
"I'm not telling you ish until your questioning's legit"
"Well do you mind if I just hang around for a bit?"
"Well my front door is locked and so is the one in the back"
"So to get into my house, you'll need my permission for that"
"Well aren't you sharp as a tack"
"Are you some type of elite or prince, or somebody important?"
"I've been calm for awhile; I have not had a fit"
"But if you keep on pushing me you just may get hit"
"Wait hold on!"
"I think that's Chi-Chi who calls"
I got 99 problems but, Bulma ain't one- hit me!
99 problems, but Bulma ain't one.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
99 problems, but Bulma ain't one.
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems, but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
(Verse 3)
Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A Saiyan like myself strongarm that girl
This is not a girl in the sense of being mushy.
But a girl having no darn sense, try and push me
I try to ignore her, keep to the night.
Think of her, but some fools just love to be right.
You know the type, loud as a little tike
But wouldn't bust a Saiyan in a real fight
And only thing that's gon' be happening is I'ma get to clappin and
He and the boys is gonna be yapping to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back to Vegetasei with the riff-raff again
Radditz on the floor, scratching again
The Ginyu Force with their scouters, tracking them
Nappa tries to give a Saiyan trash again
Half a mil for bail cause I'm Saiyan
All because this fool was harassing him
Try to play Kakarrot like he's saccharine
But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I have my fun
I got 99 problems and Bulma ain't one- hit me!
99 problems but Bulma ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems, but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
99 problems but Bulma ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems but Bulma ain't one- hit me!
Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Having girl problems I feel bad for you Son
I got 99 problems and Bulma ain't one, haha!
You crazy for this one Trunks! It's your dad!
