I don't own The Simpson's, if I did… Well I don't know. And thanks Mommaleasey for helping me out here

20 ways to annoy Homer Simpson

1) Hide his bear

2) Make him meet nerds (especially Mommaleasey!)

3) Blow up Moe's Tavern (my personnel favorite)

4) Making him go to a Star Track Convention

5) Santa's Little Helper eating his cookie

6) Seeing Patty and Selma

7) Seeing Millhouse and Mommaleasey on their dates

8) Marge making him sleep on the couch

9) Daring Bart putting a stink bomb in Homers lunch

10) Record Bart getting choke by Homer and post it on Youtube Police see the video and send Homer to prison for child abuse.

11) Make Patty and Selma give him makeover.

12) Make Homer go to an AA meeting.

13) Make Springfield a non-bear town.

14) Watch Homer go crazy and put it on youtube.

15)Seeing Flanders

16)Hearing Flanders singing church songs.

17) Calling Homer fat.

18) Tape Homer crying after calling him fat and post it on Youtube.

19)Blow up Moe's Tavern again after its rebuilt

20) Banning beer in the world.

This was not a good day for Homer! Somebody took his beer, made him meet that weird bucktooth weirdo Mommaleasey, blow up Moe's. Then the author made him go to the Star Track Convention. Then Santa's Little Helper ate his cookie and saw Patty and Selma! Then saw tytheir nerd date, then last night Marge made him sleep on the couch fore no reason! And after Bart put a stink Bomb and started to strangle him the author recorded it and put it on and got him arrested for child abuse. They thought he chocked Bart because of beer and he had to go an AA meeting. After that they decided to ban beer in town. Then I went crazy and somebody taped me throwing rocks and letting bottle rockets go and put it on Then I saw Flanders singing about Noah and his stupid Ark, A/N(I'm just saying it from Homers view. Okay I just wanted to make that clear!). Then the author called me fat and made me cry and he put me crying on and when Moe's place came repaired it was blown up by the author again.

And finally he did the most evil thing… he banned beer in the whole world. I swear I'll get him!

Oh by the way tell me who you want me to do you got the options betewn Bart or Marge and request would be great!"