Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix

By:Kinyta

Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix

Had very shiny fluff

And if you every saw it

You would even say it glows

(Like a flamethrower)

All of the other Phoenixes

Used to laugh and call him names

(Like Las Vegas)

They wouldn't let poor Roudalf

Join in any Phoenix games

(Like Poker)

Then one foggy summer day

Dumblebee came to say

'Roudalf with your fluff so bright

Won't you come and sceme with me?'

And how the phoenixes loved him

As they shouted out with glee

(Pee Wee)
Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix

You'll go down in history

(With your sugar-high santa look-a-like)


Quote where this whole song came from: "...Sugar-high Santa look-a-likes and Rudolph the red feathered phoenix..." From Deck the Dungeons With Bounds of Harry by Miss Nxy

Author's Note: What? I couldln't help it. I saw this quote and laughed and laughed. I just needed to write this blauched up version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer. It was fun thoguh. Yes I did spell Roudalf wrong on purpose.