Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix
By:Kinyta
Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix
Had very shiny fluff
And if you every saw it
You would even say it glows
(Like a flamethrower)
All of the other Phoenixes
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like Las Vegas)
They wouldn't let poor Roudalf
Join in any Phoenix games
(Like Poker)
Then one foggy summer day
Dumblebee came to say
'Roudalf with your fluff so bright
Won't you come and sceme with me?'
And how the phoenixes loved him
As they shouted out with glee
(Pee Wee)
Roudalf the red-feathered phoenix
You'll go down in history
(With your sugar-high santa look-a-like)
Quote where this whole song came from: "...Sugar-high Santa look-a-likes and Rudolph the red feathered phoenix..." From Deck the Dungeons With Bounds of Harry by Miss Nxy
Author's Note: What? I couldln't help it. I saw this quote and laughed and laughed. I just needed to write this blauched up version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer. It was fun thoguh. Yes I did spell Roudalf wrong on purpose.
