Newsies Obsessed
in no particular order
1. I watch newsies constantly
2: I in fact have watched it so many times I have it memorized
3. I know every lyric to every single song
4. I know most of the dances
5. I celebrate Max's birthday and also the month of july, where I go out in the street and randomly shout strike slogans at passersby
6. I insist all my family and friends call me by my newsie name and wont answer to anything else
7. I give my family and friends random newsie names like Jack and Boots and persist until they finally answer to that
8. I long ago made it my business to know everything about the strike and all things turn of the century that I could find as well as everything about Max I could possibly hope to know, which is quite a bit (I think I know him as well as anyone can know someone without ever having met them.)
9. From the moment I see my favorite newsie I am so totally focused and fixated on him and everything else ceases to exist
10. I have the collecters addition DVD, the soundtrack, also own BDHONS and have seen the backstage vids.
11. I constantly have to make a conscious effort not to speak in a New York accent all the time, and then mostly end up doing it anyway. (my guy gets mad at me sometimes for always talking like them, hehe.)
12. I dream about Newsies
13. There is nothing in life that does not relate to Newsies
14. I talk to my Newsies pics that cover all my walls floor to ceiling, and scarier yet sometimes I think I hear them talking back.
15. I interject lines from the movie into random conversation whenever possible.
16. I have a website dedicated to this the greatest movie of all time.
17. One of my major goals is to go to New York and sing and dance in the street whilst the natives point and stare
18. Another major goal, scream off the Brooklyn Bridge of course
19. I have a full newsies ensemble including pape bag
20. I look up the exact geography of streets and such in my fanfic to be totally accurate
Blood Drips Obsessed
in no particular order
1. I cant recall how many times I've seen it
2. And its still absolutely hilarious to me
3. I totally believe Mark David is Don Knotts
4. Again, I have it memorized and interject lines into random conversation whenever possible
5. I have put Ex-lax in someones drink just because they did it in the movie
6. I can do the dance from the end of the movie
7. Whenever I am asked where someone is I say "He's dead fucker and your next!"
8. I have a chair strategically positioned on my roof and that is a ritual I do when I move into a new place, get a ladder, drag my chair up on the roof and say, "What a gorgeous view!"
9. In a fight I usually ask my opponent if they are dead yet and then yell "GODDAMNIT!"
10. It has changed my favorite swear, which is now son of a bitch and bastard.
11. I am now convinced that all they do in the newsroom is smoke crack and snort coke, haha Lucy Boryer, but seriously I am, those people aint right in the head
12. I make a mental note when I take a shower to not drop the soap around uncle Phil
13. When someone in my family does one of those shushing things and asks if I hear somethin, I make sure to say "No, but I smell somethin"
14. I believe with all my heart that Micheal Goorjian is immortal
15. I sometimes talk about decapitating killers and do the little psycho laugh
16. I often randomly say "You stole my part you son of a bitch, how does that feel?"
17. My favorite hiding place is a closet with a freakin window, I mean really how safe is that?
18. Ive ordered the Blood Drips t-shirts
19. When I take a crap, I nostalgically lay my head on the roll of toilet paper
20. I have introduced everyone with a VCR to this movie
Why Sarah-Ele Annoys Me To No End
in no particular order
1. When Jack finally gets to go to Santa Fe she just makes this stupid face and then smirks at him, SMIRKS! She never really understood him.
2. She couldve gotten everyone arrested while they were making that pape cause she couldnt just keep her dumb mouth shut
3. Up on the roof she says she has to go to work, but she is hanging out with JACK for cryin out loud, you'd think she could skip making a few stupid doilies. "its the same sun as here" NO SHIT Sherlock
4. The words love nest and nude make her giggle, she is so vacuous
5. She does a very annoying back and forth thing with her hands at the rally that looks so gay I want to reach in there and slap the shit out of her
6. She complains about being the only girl and the guys making crude remarks then says she loves the attention. god, make up your freakin mind
7. She pouts about him leaving, what is wrong with her???
8. She gives him that disgusted look when she says "youve been staying here? -screams- uppity bitch!
9. She insists on reading Dentons article when clearly its the last thing Davey wants to hear, inconsiderate whore of a sister.
10. She is so stupid she couldnt even learn not to move her arm that way at the rally, well if it kept making holes in your clothes when you do that Ele maybe you should, uh, how about not move it that way anymore! I guess she just didnt catch on.
11. She has no talent whatsoever and couldnt even do her own singing, what little of it she had to do
12. When she swings the one stunt puch she has in the entire film and she hits her hand on the wall. WTF Ele?????
