After Sex
Pairing(s): Clark/Chloe
Summary: Mama Kent knows all.
Note: BWAHAH! I was reading a humor-sex Chlark fic and I thought of this when I was. I hope you like it. Hee.


"God Clark.." Chloe sighed as she sat up. "You really know how to please a girl."

"I get that a lot." Clark half sat up as he watched Chloe get dressed.

"Yeah, I bet you would if you hadn't of been moping over Lana for two years." Chloe snarked as she pulled on her blouse and picked up her bag.

"Hey, I had a few one night stands the past two years!" Clark protested. Chloe rolled her eyes.

"Clark, please. When you were in me, you felt like you hadn't had sex for years." Chloe checked her bag and perked an eyebrow. "Hey, I thought we used this condom?"

"Like a condom's going to keep my cum out."

"Gross, Clark!" Chloe yelled, throwing the condom back into her purse. "Whatever, I'm on birth control. I'll stick kryptonite up your ass if you have STD's, though."

"Do you really think aliens can get STD's?" Clark raised his eyebrows as he fully sat up now, rubbing his eyes.

"True." Chloe shrugged and yawned. "I'm going to grab some of Mrs. Kent's pancakes and go, you coming?"

"Yeah." Clark nodded and climbed out of bed, grabbing his shirt. He pulled it over himself and followed Chloe out, who was pathetically attempting to fix her hair.

Once they were in the kitchen with Martha, who was flipping pancakes and placing bacon on a tray at the same time, Chloe sat down on the stool.

"So was your sleepover fun?" Martha smiled as she turned with a plate of pancakes.

"Yep, I slept on the couch as usual. But Clark is still a snore factory." Chloe smiled back at Martha as she put a few of her pancakes on her plate. Clark gave her a look.

"Oh, really? So that was that noise last night?" Martha kept the smile plastered on her face. Chloe nodded.

"Yeah, Mrs Kent, you should be used to Clark's snoring. You live with him. By the way, I don't know how you haven't killed him yet." Chloe giggled and Clark gave her another look. "God, Clark. You have that "I can kill you with my stare" thing down."

"It didn't sound like snoring, though." Martha placed a few pieces of bacon on Chloe's plate. Chloe shook her head and gave them back to her.

"No, it's okay. I'm trying to keep on a diet."

"Oh, I just thought you would be hungry." Martha nodded and put the bacon back. "People are usually very hungry after having sex, but you know Clark isn't exactly normal. Oh well, I better get to work."

Martha grabbed her coat and pulled it on, waving at the two. She opened the door and left them there.

Chloe and Clark looked at each other with wide eyes.