Hey all, this is going to be one of my biggest ventures yet! It's all about Artemis Fowl's choice... Mind, AF/HS fluff doesn't appear till muuuch longer. ;D This story begins with an article in the Dublin Times (Sorry, but I have no idea if such a paper exists) ...
FOWL DOES IT AGAIN!!!
Artemis Fowl, child prodigy and one of the most brilliant minds alive today has done it again! His new discovery has stunned the world and shaken it to its foundation... After Mr. Fowl discovered the existence of life on other planets after developing a fuel strong and compact enough to carry a spaceship several million light-years, and invented a cure for cancer, the world thought he was done... Until approximately two days ago, when he discovered a new yet-un-known element, which he has proceeded to name Fegannium, which oddly enough is based on the word, Holly. This element, which has been discovered outside the Earths' atmosphere has a miniscule density, yet bonds more easily with hemoglobin than carbon monoxide, and is completely un-toxic!!! this has entirely revolutionised the restrictions of life!!! There is nothing more that can be said about Mr. Fowl, except that his name is forever be down in history...
Turn to pg 4 for an argument by a man who believes that Artemis Fowl is his great, great, great, great grandfather, Albert Einstein, reincarnated.
Turn to pg 5 for the biggest Willy Wonka occurance ever!!Pg 5...
Mr. Fowl has sent a letter to the Dublin Times, and all the other prominent newspapers, world wide.
Greetings,
My name is Artemis Fowl, and today, I offer you the opportunity of a life-time. I have no heir, and thus require an assistant, so as to teach them about my work. Eventually, they will own Fowl Indistries. Auditions begins on the 5th of October, 2007, Fowl Manor, blahblahblah.
Regards,
Artemis Fowl The 2nd
Amber squeeled. 'OH MI GAWD!!! HE'S SOOOO HAWT!!! I HAVE TO TRY OUT!!! I'M LIKE, SOOO TALENTED!!!'
Morgan rolled her eyes. "What? what happened now?"
Amber replied, "We-uh-ll, since you asked nicely, that hot guy, Artemis, he's calling out for talented people to audition as his assistant!!! I'm totally going!! but don't get your hopes up too high, freak, 'cuz I'd bet he only hires sexy people..." and threw the newspaper at Morgan. The two girls had coincidentally crossed paths in a crowded canteen, two people from opposite ends. And this, is when fate whistles innocently.
Well? R&R!!! Love, Lady Merlin
P.S The blah blah is other audit details like meeting place and time...
