CHAPTER 1-Felina the human
One day in the land Ooo there was a human. Rumor has it there is another human but who cares about him this story is about me. I am Felina. I live far away from the Candy Kingdom, a tad close to the Ice Kingdom. Although i live so close to the Ice Kingdom i've never met Ice King and i never plan to. The Ice King's house is always filled with noise such terrible noise. My only friend is Susan strong and we have three things in common: we both wore hats with cat ears, were both girls, and lastly we're both human. Or at least i think shes human, I've never seen under her hat. I live under ground with susan and her people. Its a nice quiet place, ever since the glub glubs were takin care of and the city heart is back in place. I'm not sure who took care of it, Susan never told me, in fact she rarely tells me anything. Nothing straight to the point that i can understand properly. Shes the only one that i can understand at the slightest down here. Today i will finally go to the surface to beat up some baddies and all that great shmowzow. So i go to get some food for my junk truck. I end up only finding roasted marshmallows, AGAIN. Marshmallows remind me of the time that Susan came back here and said some globbing junk about eating the candy kingdom. All the other "HUMANS" went with her, i didn't Cus theres no globbing way i'm going to the anywhere near that Stupid pink sugary princess Bubble watsitz. After I ate my marshmallows i burnt the door to the outside off, with my magical fire rings. Everyone freaked out, they don't much care for light. Neither do i but this junk hole rakes on your nerves after a while. So i made like a banana and split. Outside i saw this snake he was way far far from his kingdom so i picked him up. Then the snake started talking yelling all sorts of whozits and whatzits . The snake was from the fire kingdom, and was on the verge of being attacked for being evil. Thats when i met the other human. Fin, a radical being of spunk and coolness, and a human just like me.
