Soo, another old fic I found today^^ It's basically based on MTV's show "Parental Control" just with MerDer. Hope you'll enjoy!


Parental Control

Mom: Hi, my name is Elaine Shepherd, I'm Derek's mom. I'm a stay home mom and housewife.

Dad: My name's Charlie Shepherd, I'm Derek's dad. I'm the chief of surgery at Seattle Grace Hospital.

Mom: We love our son more than anything. We know he'll get very successful one day. There is just one thing standing in his way….

Both: …Bethany!

Elaine: She's rude…

Charlie: …she curses…

Elaine: She's an unbelievable slob…

Charlie: She distracts him…

Both: So something has got to change!

Nancy: My parents have made a notice to get to know interested girls. I'm Derek's older sister and it affects me too, so I'm going to help them choose.

Derek: Hi, I'm Derek Shepherd and I'm 19 years old. I'm going to college and one day I wanna attend medical school and become a surgeon! Apparently my parents don't like my girlfriend Bethany. We've been together for almost three months now. She's really spontaneous and gets me in all kind of trouble.

My parents and my sister Nancy are going to pick out two dates for me. I'm going to go on two dates and at the end of the day I'm going to choose one of them.

WANTED:

Interesting, spontaneous

Kind, nice girl, looking for handsome 19-year-old

Come by and meet us at a get-to-know chat

On 22nd July at 9.00am!

Hosted by MTV

The four girls were sitting in a café when they got the flyer…

Cristina: Meredith, this is just what you need!

Meredith: Seriously? A blind date?!

Addison: It's not a blind date! It's hosted by MTV! You're gonna be on TV!

Izzie: Mer, it's parental control!!! You know how cool this is?!

Meredith: Then why don't you guys take part?!

Izzie: Because…I have Alex!

Addison: I have Mark!

Cristina: Come on! He's in your age!

Izzie: Yeah, ever since you dated Finn you're single! You've been alone for so long now!

Meredith: That was one week ago!

Addison: Come on! You have nothing to loose! You're interesting, spontaneous, kind…

Cristina:…nice, sexy, hot, …

Meredith: I'm not interested! Besides, do you know how embarrassing it's going to be when the guys doesn't pick you?!

Izzie: Well, first of all you have to get past the parents…

Addison: …but that won't be a problem! You're everybody's darling!

Meredith: I don't know…

Addison: Come on, Meredith!

Cristina & Izzie: Come on, Mer!

Waiter: Yeah come on!

Meredith: Why are you guys so hell-bent getting me go to this thing?

Addison: You need to date!

Izzie: Seriously! We're sick of you moping around while we make out with our guys! (Cristina glares)Well, girl in her case…

Cristina: Thanks

Meredith: Ok…

All: Wohooooooooo!

Meredith: This is going to be so embarrassing!

Waiter: You're scared because this is going to be embarrassing? Never thought that you could meet your true love, the parents accept you, worldwide everybody sees him choosing you?

Meredith: You're kinda gooey…

Waiter: My point, you should give it a try. That doesn't happen everyday in Seattle! If you're scared of a little competition, I have the ultimate idea…

Meredith: And that is…?

Cristina: We all take part!

Waiter: Yep!

Addison: What?!

Izzie: Why?!

Cristina: Easy! They're only gonna pick 15 out of all the participants and it's summer holiday so nobody is going to be here!

Addison: Your point?!

Izzie: If we all four take part, we can act all crazy and Mer has the best chances!

Cristina: Strike, dolly!

Addison: What about our boyfriends…and girlfriends!

Cristina: We're just gonna tell 'em.

Meredith: I don't know…

Izzie: Come on! We're stuck here the whole summer! What do you want? Chances to go on TV and meet a really hot guy or strolling around, doing nothing?!

Meredith: Ok, I'm in!

Cristina: Yes! This is going to be so much fun!

Addison: Yeah, I wonder who that guy is…