This is the sequel to Rose Weasley's Personal Hate List. I do not own anything.


Clingy Girl Stalkers.

Yes you heard me right I hate clingy girl stalkers. So there is this girl in my year, her name is Betty Parkinson. She thinks we are soul mates. I think it might have something to do with her mom having a thing for my dad. Anyway she follows me around everywhere, but that isn't the worse of it she knows things about me that I do not even know. Here I shall write down a conversation.

"Hi Scorpy," Betty said.

OK let me hold up writing this conversation. Scorpy? Who the hell, excuse my French, would want to be called Scorpy? I mean as if Scorpius wasn't a bad name enough she calls me Scorpy. Anyway let me finish writing the conversation.

"Hi Betty," I said.

"Did you know when you are in your full study mode your hair in the back of your head stand straight out?" Betty said.

Pause in the conversation again. Why would anyone care if my hair stands out straight out when I am in my full study mode? Why is it that she even noticed it? Seriously she is a stalker. I tried to get her arrested once for stalking when we were little but that is another story for another time. Any way back to the conversation…

"Ok…um thanks for pointing that out." I replied.

"I love you." Betty said.

I stared at her. "Ok…um" I stammered on like that until Albus came by.

"So Scorpius, are you ready for class?" Albus asked.

"Yes let's go." I said wanting to get away from Betty as fast as I could. We left without waiting for her to say anything.

Later in the History of Magic class we went to she would not stop staring at me. I am going to ask my father if I can get a restraining order against her.

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