AN: This is just an idea I
got because of all the self-inserts that people complain about. This story is not meant to offend anyone. Only to entertain. I will update my other story when I get past my writer's block.

I don't own anything except my OCs and the plot.

RealWorld:

Amy Erus looked around the busy cafeteria at Nowhere High School. Students all around her were talking and paying no mind to her at all. With no one to sit with, she scanned for an available seat and saw an empty table near the corner. She slid her way past a crowded table, accidentally bumping her tray against the head of the most popular girl in school, Rachel Johnson.

"Watch where you're going, loser," Rachel snapped. "You're not as pretty as me, you have no friends, your parents are dead, and I'm popular so I naturally have to hate you."

"It's not my fault my parents are dead," Amy said. "The author killed them to make the story easier to work with and to add some tragedy to my backstory."

Rachel ignored her. Amy shrugged and made her way to her table. She glared down at her food.

"Sloppy Joes, wow way to class it up," she mumbled.

"Hey, Amy," came the overly chipper voice of Chloe White. "You should come sit with me and my friends."

"Go away," Amy replied. "I told you we can't be friends. I don't want to have any emotional tethers to this world that will overcomplicate the story."

"But won't having a friend in this world make the story more layered? It will makes things a little more interesting."

"Fine," Amy said. "As long as you're the only person I really like and I don't have to tell you about my turmoil."

"Super," Chloe said.

Chloe's group of friends was a mixed group of boys and girls that Amy didn't really care about. She didn't even know any of their names, but listened and nodded politely as they prattled on and on about such things as relationships, popular teen novels, and music. When lunch was over, she stood up to leave when Chloe stopped her.

"Amy," she said. "You should come to the mall with us after school."

"No thanks," Amy replied. "I have to go home and do things to move the plot along."

Before she knew it, the school day was over and she was walking back to her apartment. She lived with her brother, although he was never around. When he wasn't working at the local fast food restaurant, he was out partying with his buds. Amy didn't mind this because she enjoyed her peace and quiet.

She sat her school things down and hopped in the shower. When she got out, she changed into a purple tank top and some black pajama pants. Then she ran a brush through her long, wavy, brown hair.

Sighing, she walked into the living room and pulled out her homework. Most of it was pretty easy but when she got to her Math, she nearly ripped her hair out in frustration.

"Why do I have to learn this?" she questioned out loud. "I highly doubt I'll ever face a situation in life where I'll have to graph a parabola."

Despite her protests, she completed the assignment. After putting her stuff away, she grabbed a can of pop from the fridge and sat down at her computer.

"Let's see what's new on YouTube," she muttered as she pulled said site and looked at the suggested videos. "Yu Gi Oh the Abridged Series? Yeah right. Like I'd wanna watch a bunch of kids playing children's card games all day."

She suddenly she thought of something she could watch. No, she couldn't. She hadn't watched that since before her parents died. Deciding to go ahead, she clicked on the search box and typed in "Animaniacs."

She marveled at the various clips and episodes that popped up. It was amazing. She hadn't even thought of the show in years but apparently others had. Craving the whacky and zany cartoon now more than ever, she reached her hand to click on the first episode that popped up and hit the full screen button. She realized too late that the volume on her computer was up too loud as the beginning logo blared out her speakers, causing her arm to jerk back and knock over her drink. Unfortunately, the beverage poured onto the tower of the old PC and it began to spark wildly. Amy gulped before screaming as the sparks enveloped her. She writhed in agony before going unconscious.

Cartoon World (Do I really have to say %t?)

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot were sitting in their water, completely bored.

"I'm completely bored," Dot said.

"We're sitting in the water tower," Wakko said.

"And, we're Yakko, Wakko, and Dot," Yakko concluded.

It had been storming for a while. Suddenly, They looked out the window and saw a bright flash of lightning followed shortly by a loud crash.

"What was that?" Dot asked.

"Uhhh, I think the plot just arrived," Yakko said.

The three siblings rushed out of their home to investigate.