OhmyGod... is it... is it finally back!? Yes. Yes it is. Buckle up, tighten your seat belts, because this story is BACK! ...but I'll probably be too damn slow.


Sonoda Umi doesn't remember much. It was as if her brain stopped processing, as if her memories had malfunctioned. The last major event she recalled was graduating with all her idol friends, and...

Now she began to feel unamused at herself. Graduated? She had just begun her second year of high school.

She must be really out of it today.

Sonoda Umi then picked up a paintbrush from the club room's desk.

Whose paintbrush was this? She didn't know. But it was there. And it wasn't hers.

Did it belong to one of her friends? She wasn't sure, but that was most likely the case. If not, that would mean someone had entered the club room, someone who wasn't any of her idol group's members, and left the paintbrush there.

"...well, better keep it in case the janitor finds and trashes it," she eventually said to herself and stuffed the brush in her bag. The girl then turned around. "I guess I'll go home for today." Her childhood friends, Kousaka Honoka and Minami Kotori, had initially waited for her to finish her other club activity- archery, seeing as they didn't have a school idol meeting scheduled today, but Umi insisted they go without her. It seems like they did what I said. Sighing, Umi put her earphones on.

She knew she told them to leave without her, but she might as well as wallow in regret now that she was alone.

Being honest is pretty hard, she had to admit mentally.

The girl walked through the corridors of Otonokizaka High School, her mind settling into the peaceful atmosphere around her and the music from her earphones.


"Umi!"

Said bluenette winced as her door was slammed open by a certain energetic ginger haired girl. "Honoka, I keep telling you, knock first!"

Kousaka Honoka didn't listen. "Umi!" she yelled and sat in front of the girl. "I like you!"

"Honoka, seriously, you need to listen... huh?" Umi blinked. The girl in front of her leaned close to her face. "W-w-wait, wait, Honoka, what!?"

"I like you, Umi!" Honoka exclaimed. Then she surprised the bluenette by claiming her lips.

"M-mn!?" Umi couldn't believe what was happening. Her mouth was currently connected to the mouth of one of her childhood friends, the extremely soft and blissful sensation filling her mind and erasing any other thoughts from- Umi pushed Honoka away. "H-H-Honoka! What the hell!?" she screamed.

Then she blinked.

Sitting in front of her was her assailant... Minami Kotori.

"Whuh!?"

Kotori smiled. "Umi... I really love you..." the girl whispered and leaned closer once more.

"W-wait! Hold on!" Umi screamed. She tried to flail her arms around, but discovered that she couldn't... for unknown reasons. Kotori then pinned her down on the ground. "K-K-Kotori!"

"I want you, Umi... I want to be connected with you..."

"T-time out! Time out! I said time out!" Umi screamed.

A shadow then loomed over her. "Don't be like that, senpai."

Umi blinked. The upside-down view of Hoshizora Rin's face smiled back at her, albeit the expression on her face was more... suggestive, than playful, if anything. "R-Rin!?"

"We both love you lots, senpai..." a new voice said.

The bluenette's eyes darted back to her childhood friend, who no longer existed and was instead replaced by the underclassman Koizumi Hanayo. "H-Hanayo!? What is going on!?"

"We're just showing our love, nya..." Rin whispered and kissed her. (Despite being an upside down kiss, Umi couldn't even be bothered to note how it similarly felt as good as a normal kiss.) "Mmnn..."

"And we'll show all our love tonight..." Hanayo whispered in turn, and started to unbutton the bluenette's uniform.

"M-mmmn!?" Umi couldn't even retort as her mouth as blocked. T-this is crazy! What the hell is OHMYGOD-

Her eyes blinked in a panic and suddenly, Rin disappeared and Nishikino Maki replaced Hanayo. "Do you... not like me... Umi?"

"What- how- what's go- why-" Umi wasn't sure how to respond to that. Or more like, this entire time she was at loss for words.

Am I high? Did I get into doing drugs somehow!? she wondered.

"B-but that's okay..." Maki said, regaining her attention. "Even if... even if you don't feel the same way... at least tonight we can..." she slowly quietened as her fingers slid under the upperclassman's skirt.

Umi paled. Or she turned extremely red, redder than Maki's face. She didn't know what color her face turned, but she couldn't care any less about that. HOLYSHIT WHAT THE HELL-

"Let's not rush it, now," another familiar voice spoke. Umi felt two individuals restrain each of her arms, and Maki stopped what she was doing before she completely vanished after another blink. "After all, Umi will be spending tonight with me, right?"

Umi turned right. Ayase Eli had her arm against the blonde's chest, and she had an incredibly seductive look on her face. "E-Eli..."

"Don't forget me now," her left partner's voice called. She turned right and saw the absolute worst person she could ask for in this situation- Toujou Nozomi. "We've only just gotten started..." she cooed and continued unbuttoning the bluenette's clothes.

"S-stop this shameless behavior at once!" Umi screamed.

Her mouth was then violently claimed by the part-Russian blonde, who pushed her tongue deep in her mouth. "M-mmhphh!"

"Ahhmmnn... mmnhhn... Umhhi..."

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT-

Slowly, Nozomi's hands lingered down below the safe zone whilst her mouth moved closer to her now exposed chest. "Let's have fun, Umi..."

"Umi..." Eli moaned.

Umi felt her mind exploding with shame as she slowly gave in to desire and-


"AKIHABARAAAAA!" Sonoda Umi screamed as she shot up straight from her bed, completely red-faced and with sweat pouring down her face. She blinked a few times and looked around- she was completely safe and sound within her room, safe from the carnal desires of her friends and acquaintances, safe from the shamelessness of girls, and...

She smiled. A crazy smile, mind you, she smiled and started laughing to herself.

Then her laugh got louder as she covered her face.

Finally, she stopped completely and sighed.

"I'm the worst..." she muttered. "Having a wet dream about my friends..."

"Yeah, you're the worst!" a voice shouted. She froze and looked up- a girl she didn't recognize was standing in her room, in front of her mirror, facing her. "Stealing someone's paintbrush like that, you're a thief!"

Umi frowned.

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue!?" the girl asked. "I'll have you return my paintbrush right here, right now!"

No, more importantly, who the hell are you!? the bluenette thought.