Set in 99 Attitude era. OC. I do not own anyone except Kris and Lexie.

This is my baby, it was written a while ago so if it sucks, that's why. Please read and review! It lasts a while, so be prepared for monster updates on this one.

"Kris, come on. We have to go meet Mr McMahon."

"But Lex, it's the Rock, and he's doing a promo."

"Yes, a promo, something a wrestler does on the mic to alleviate a fued or set a storyline in motion. Now come on, do you want to get fired before we even begin?"

Kris rolled her eyes and let her cousin drag her along the seemingly never-ending corridors of the Staples Center. For the 20 year-old, being so far away from home, in the company she had dreamed of being in since she was a little girl, her day couldn't get any better than it was now. For her 21 year-old cousin, however, her day could only get better. She had just finished talking to Kurt Angle, who had recently been added to the WWF as part of the Developmental roster. He had seemed like a cool guy, one she would want to get to know a little bit better as time went on. She had seen a few people mulling around the arena in the hour that they had been here, including the Undertaker and Kane. Lexie however hadn't yet seen the one guy she truly wanted to see though - her idol, Triple H.

"Yeah, lecture me while you're off daydreaming yourself." Kris muttered, pulling her arm out of Lexie's grasp. "So where is Vince's office anyway?

Lexie shrugged and glanced around again, feeling intimidated by being in such a monumental place. It had only been two weeks ago that they had gotten that call, the call that had changed their lives forever. Lexie could remember it as if it was yesterday.

"Hello, Lexie Taylor? This is Jim Ross, from WWF Talent Relations. I'm pleased to inform you that you and your cousin have earned yourself a three year contract with World Wrestling Federation... and we'd like you to come up to the main roster as soon as possible."

The conversation dreams were made of. Within days, their bags had been packed, flights had been booked and goodbyes had been said and the pair had flown halfway across the world to settle into their new life in America. Tonight was the night of their debut on RAW is WAR. They were set to run in and cost Rocky his match, before they would cut a promo on him, basically antaganising him to the extent that he would cut his own promo on them in return, one of those famous Rock promos that couldn't be found anywhere else. It was a dream come true for Lexie and Kris to be in the WWE. But to be thrown headfirst into a fued with the Rock of all people? It was a lot of pressure, and they could only hope and pray that they would be able to live up to the expectations that had been placed upon their shoulders.

"Well well well, ring rats are out early today aren't they."

Kris recognised that voice, she tried to hide her grin as she turned to stare at her idol, Shawn Michaels. He was leaning up against the doorframe of a nearby lockerroom. He was gazing at them intently, and Kris shivered slightly under the creepy leer he was sending their way. Lexie, sensing all was not right in Shawn Michaels land, tried to pull her little cousin away from the approaching wrestler. Kris, being the biggest Shawn Michaels fan on the planet, stood her ground and tilted her chin defiantly as Michaels stopped in front of her, giving her the once over.

"Could do with a little bit of a tweak here and there but you'll do I suppose," He grinned slightly, and Kris, despite being slightly bummed out that her hero seemed such a creep, smirked back. "Although if anyone else finds out you're here, you might get in trouble."

"Oh I dunno Heartbreak Kid," Kris said, her smirk growing wider. "We were requested to be here specially, maybe stick around and you'll see what I mean." She winked at him and made to walk away, but he reached out and grabbed her arm. His grip was so tight, she had to bite her lip. Lexie frowned and placed a calming hand on her cousins shoulder.

"I told you little lady," Michaels hissed. And for the first time, Kris and Lexie could see the anger blazing in his eyes. They shared a glance and came to the same conclusion, Shawn Michaels was definitely messed up. "Ring rats aren't welcome round here, so you better get your asses out of here before the big man finds out and has you escorted out himself."

"Let go of me asshole." Kris spat out so vehemently that Shawn let go of her instantly, surprise written all over his face. "We're not ring rats, far from it. Maybe if your head wasn't so far up your ass you would know what goes on around here." Kris smirked again, and Lexie groaned inwardly. Kris always had to get into a verbal sparring with someone, even if that someone was her idol. "If you touch me again, I can promise that you'll regret it."

His eyes blazed with anger again. "Are you threatening me you stuck up little-"

"Okay, enough!" Lexie cut in, putting a protective arm around Kris's waist. "Sorry Mr Michaels but we have a meeting with our boss, so if you'll excuse us."

Lexie dragged Kris away, and the moment they were out of earshot, Kris exploded. "What a prick! Can you believe how much of a creep he is? There goes my Shawn Michaels fantasy down the drain."

Lexie rolled her eyes and pointed towards the door to their left. "Are you ready to go meet our new boss or not?"

Kris stopped mid-rant and stared wide-eyed at the door. "Already?"

Lexie nodded and took a deep breath, this was it, they were finally meeting the big Vinny Mac himself. She raised her hand and was about to knock on the door when it was flung open from the inside. Kris and Lexie stood face to face with none other than Triple H himself. His face registered some surprise for a few moments, before he smiled down at the two young girls.

"Hey there, are you lost?"

Kris opened her mouth to reply in a sarcastic manner, but Lexie beat her to it. "We actually had a meeting with Mr McMahon."

Triple H's eyebrows rose slightly. "Oh, well, don't let me keep you, we were just leaving, right Joanie?"

The girls looked behind Trips to see Chyna standing there, she glanced at them, giving them the once over, before turning back to her boyfriend. "Yeah Hunter, let's go."

Trips smiled at them once more and nodded. "I'll see you guys around."

Lexie made her way into the office, Kris behind her whispering into her ear. "He was totally wanting you, fire into him!" Lexie rolled her eyes and stopped walking as Vince McMahon approached them, hand outstretched.

"You must be the two Scottish girls I've been hearing so much about." He shook both their hands and motioned to the seats in front of him. "Please, have a seat."

Kris and Lexie both sat down gingerly, Kris appearing a lot more nervous than her calm and collected big cousin. Lexie sent her a look to tell her to calm down, and Kris rolled her eyes at her in return.

"Now I understand that you've been training for almost three years now, is that correct?" They both nodded, and McMahon pulled out a bunch of papers. "I have copies of your contracts here, I trust you've looked over everything and are happy with what you are being offered?" They nodded again, and Vince smiled. "Good, now, we'll have you sign your contracts and then I'll take you around the arena and introduce you to anyone you need to know before we get you suited up for your debut... any questions?"

Kris cleared her throat. "My gimmick? I mean, I have a different name altogether don't I?" Kris was quite proud of her unisex moniker, she certainly preferred it to Kristina anyday! But she was willing to accept a new gimmick as long as the name was cool.

Vince nodded. "We were thinking of making you Harper Phoenix, we'll bill you from Scotland but we'd prefer to have you speak in an American accent, if that's possible. That way your accents will contrast and make things funnier." Kris thought about it for a moment. "That should be cool... When will our actual wrestling debut be?"

Vince thought for a moment. "Once we've fully established your characters. We want you to be the female version of DX, although a bit less edgier of course."

Kris nodded, and Lexie held her hand out for the contracts. Once they had been signed and sealed, Vince offered to show them around the arena.

"We got lost earlier," Lexie said with a smile. "So a tour would be great."

"Come this way then." They were walking for about ten minutes when they spotted a young girl a little bit older than Lexie up ahead. "Steph!" Vince called. "Over here."

The girl walked over, a friendly smile on her face. "Yes dad?"

Lexie shared an amused look with Kris. So this was the famous Stephanie McMahon?

"Stephanie, I'd like you to meet two of the newest WWF Divas," Stephanie shook Kris's hand before doing the same to Lexie. "Kris Marshall and Lexie Taylor. Girls, this is my daughter, Stephanie McMahon."

"Pleasure to meet you." Kris and Stephanie said in unison. They giggled and Stephanie looked towards her father. "I'm really busy right now dad, but I'll come see you girls later and we can hang out okay?" Kris and Lexie nodded, before Stephanie skipped away.

"Here we are, this is Jan." The lady in front of them got to her feet and nodded. "She'll get you ready for your debut. Jan, I'd like them in Gorilla in an hour please."

"Yes Mr McMahon." And Vince left, leaving the two girls to revel in their newfound employment.

"I'm Janet," Janet held out her hand for both girls to shake. "And you guys are the two new Scottish girls right?"

Lexie nodded. "I'm Lexie, and this is-"

"Harper," Kris attempted, and was partially successful, at her American accent. "Harper Phoenix."

Lexie grinned. "She's actually called Kris, but she wants to try get in character."

Janet laughed. "Well, I'll call you Harper from now on, just to save confusion for when the fans learn about you being called Harper. How are you liking being in the WWF so far?"

Lexie shrugged. "We haven't met that many people. We're being sent down to Developmental for a week to just meet all the guys down there. I've already met Kurt Angle, he's nice. And Triple H, he seemed pretty cool too."

"Shawn Michaels is a dick though." Kris muttered under her breath, but Janet heard her.

"You'll have to excuse Shawn." Janet lowered her voice and beckoned the two closer. "They say he's having some problems with drugs and stuff like that. He hasn't really taken his retirement too well. He's awfully difficult to get along with unless you manage to break through his barriers. Only few people have managed to do that, so trust me, he's not worth the trouble."

Kris sighed in defeat. "It's quite a bummer though, to know that your idol is a prick."

Janet and Lexie shared an amused glance.

"Keep it up, Kris," Lexie said. "You'll have that accent down in no time."