Hiiiii, I'm doing a Miranda FanFiction with TheDarkestRosePetal sooooo, let's start!

LadyWolfGrace xx

Scene is in the shop

Miranda: Hello, good day to you and if you're coming in with a cup of coffee, well, your late. Not that I know you're coming in late but if you are…. Rude. Anyway,

Stevie: *Talking to customer* Yes, well this is a very good rubber du-

Miranda: *Comes down stairs in blue dressing gown and sheep pyjamas* Stevie do you know where my rubber duck is? It's really im- *See's Customer* Ah!

Stevie: Miranda! Your mum told me to get rid of all your things when you go to Barcelona! *See's Customer run away frightened* Now look what you've done! *sigh*

Miranda: What I've done? Well maybe he got scared of your allure!

Stevie: Don't you bring my allure into this! This is entirely your fault! Maybe it was your allure!

Miranda: Oh yes! Blame me!

Stevie: Fine I will my enormous friend!

*Gary Enters*

Gary: So, Miranda you rea-

Gary realises Miranda is still in her sheep pyjamas

Gary: Miranda! The taxi's ready to take us to the ho- Airport!

Miranda: Gary!

*Miranda rushes upstairs and comes back fully dressed in the space of 10 seconds, carrying her suitcase*

Stevie: How did you get dressed so quickly?

Miranda: *Stage whispers to Stevie* I was already dressed under my pyjamas!

Stevie: Ha Ha! *Looks at Gary* Can you believe it? Miranda had her clothes on und- *Is pushed over by Miranda*

Miranda: Anyway, let's go! *Hurries out of store*

Gary: Oh, okay! *Runs after Miranda*

Stevie: *Gets up* No! Wait! Miranda wore her- *See's Gary and Miranda have left* Oh, never mind. I'll just work on my allure.

In the Taxi

Gary: Hey, Miranda? Do you really want to go to Barcelona?

Miranda: Of course not Gary! I just want to be with you!

Gary: Well, if you're sure… *Talks to taxi driver* We'll stop here thank you!

Outside Taxi

Gary: Ready Miranda?

Miranda: Of course I'm ready! *Jumps up and down. A clap sound is heard* Umm…

Gary: Let's just go shall we? *Sighs* Come on Miranda! *Walks into hotel. Miranda follows*

In hotel room

Miranda: I love this room! *Looks out window* Gary, why is Mum staring at me?

Gary: Quick! Shut the curtains! *Runs to curtains and shuts them*

There is a knock at the door and Miranda goes to opens it

Penny: MIRANDA! OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!

Miranda looks at Gary doubtfully then opens the door

Penny: Hello darling.

Miranda: Mum, why are you here?

Penny: You forgot your new underwear. You know, the one you got especially for when Gary and you….

Miranda: AH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH! BYE MUM!

Penny: Oh, yes, your father and me are having a what I call party *carries on murmuring*

Miranda: *stage whisper* we all call it a party!

Gary: Miranda, that sounds like a good idea! We should go. Penny, when is the party?

Penny: Tomorrow night, and you're not invited! Ha ha ha, Such Fun!

Miranda: You really use that phrase wrong..

Penny: Now, darling, if you went anywhere formal while here, let me give you a tip. The formal laugh this season is based on the song What Is My Name by Riarrrrna.

Ha-ha-ha-HAHAHA. Such Fun!

Miranda: No mum, not fun.

Penny: SUCH FUN SUCH FUN SUCH FUUUUUUUUN! *Falls out door*

Gary: Ha-ha-ha-HAHAHA?!

Miranda: Oh shut up. I'm going to sleep.

Gary: Time to get saucy!

Miranda: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! YOU SOUND LIKE MUM AND YOUR NOT EVEN A WOMEN! *Goes under covers*

Gary: Did your breasts just clap?

Please R&R!