All the Cows are Gone
Miranda Shadowind
A/N: My first Zelda parody! It's to the tune of TATU's "All the Things She Said," and based on the Romani Ranch scenario in Majora's Mask, particularly if you fail. And when you think about it, the original song's techno background music fits.) Also the "her/my" part in the last refrain is sung as one word or the other, depending on who's singing it.
THE SCENE: Romani Ranch, Day 2
Cremia:
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
And it's all my fault
Link:
No it's all my fault
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
Yes it's all my fault
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
Wasn't fast enough...
[Flashback: Morning of Day 1]
Romani:
Take me seriously, or our herd will be lost
I really need your help, Grasshopper, because
Tonight They'll come, and take all our cows
My sister won't believe, so it's up to us now
[Flashforward to that night. Link attempts to defend the barn from alien ghosts with his Bow, to no avail. During his third line, the cows and Romani are abducted.]
Link: (Voice Over)
Tried to do it myself; she'd told me how
I shot arrows at them but could not keep them out
They took the cows away, along with Romani
Couldn't save her, I feel so guilty
(Couldn't save her, I feel so guilty)
[End Flashback]
Link and Cremia:
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
And it's all my fault
This is all my fault
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
And it's all my fault
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
Link:
Arrows weren't enough...
Wasn't fast enough...
Link and Cremia:
All the cows are gone (x7)
Link:
Been trying so hard to restore this strange place
But They kept on coming, just wouldn't go away
Cremia:
I'll just stand here all day in the barn in the rain
Let it fall on my face, wash away all the shame
Never expected calamity...
Should have listened to her when she tried to warn me
Link:
I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
No I'd better go back in time and try again
Link and Cremia:
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
And it's all my fault
This is all my fault
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And it's all my fault
And it's all my fault
All the cows are gone
Link:
I was not enough
I was not enough
All the cows are gone (x11)
[Flashforward to Day 3, where a lobotomized Romani has returned.]
Romani:
Sister looking at me
What has happened to me?
Have I lost my mind?
Young boy looking at me
Why do you training seek?
Can't remember why...
Link, Cremia, Romani:
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And so is her/my mind
And so is her/my mind
And so is her/my mind
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
And so is her/my mind
And so is her/my mind
All the cows are gone
All the cows are gone
Link:
I was not enough
I was not enough
(Fading)
Cremia:
All the cows are gone (x6)
[Other Notes: For those who've forgotten, "Grasshopper" is Romani's nickname for Link, much like how her Ocarina counterpart, (Child) Malon, calls him "Fairy Boy".]
