disclaimer : do not own warriors u... for warrior u comics at deviantart

I hate this place; theirs no color what so ever to this place. The guys are twice my size and their brains twice too small. This place has nothing to offer. How is this helping me become a bard, I can't express myself in this place.

The only reason I'm here is so I can become strong enough to protect myself from the eevvviilll unicorn! If it wasn't for the mark he bestowed on me, I wouldn't be here. Although…there is one guy, and boy would it is awesome to talk to him! So why not, I'm good looking, he's…not as good looking as me but he's good looking, so why not.

I thought I'd introduce my self nice and subtle.

"Friends forever!" I screamed as I hopped on his back.

I guess he's never had such amazing hugs since as soon as I did he freaked out and pulled out his sword pressing it against my throat. But I just smiled and stretched my arm out for a hand shake. He was a bit resistant, but I knew he couldn't resist and soon enough shook my hand.

I was happy to have made a new friend that during lunch time after Defense practice, I came up to him to give him a letter I wrote to him during class.

"This is for you B.F.F!"

His friends didn't seem to like me I suppose since as soon as I showed up, they left the table. Harv's been complaining that he hasn't seen him since, but on the bright side we have a table too our selves, just me and my Harvey! We sit around and talk and talk and talk, but then Harv tells me to shut up…but then we talk and talk and talk. He's a fantastic listener!

` "So Harv, how was target practice?"

He turns his frown upside down looking a bit surprised and says, "Well-."

"Because it was great for me! I actually almost hit the target this time; I believe I will soon be the head of my class."

Harv sighs and mumbles to himself, "I should have known."

"What was that? Eh, doesn't matter, anyways-." And I go on to tell him about my unicorn scar. He finally says, "Your always talking about how eeevvviiil Horses are, but why do you hate them so much?"

"Well, if you must know." And so I lift my shirt to show him my scar.

"That's not a scar! That's a gaping hole!"

"Yea, a gaping hole of pure eeeevviil." He tries to stick his hand in it, so I slap it away! He tries again, so I slap it away again! And this goes on for another few hours…

Harv has finally given let me install a communication device to his house, so we can talk when ever! Well he didn't necessarily let me, more like I snuck into his house with a can and string and hammered a hole in the wall, which leads to a string and can at my house! He wasn't very happy with the giant hole in his wall but I was! He told me not to use it but I'm pretty sure he said I could on emergencies…I was bored! So we talked till beddy by time, well he said it was but the sun was still out, damn day light savings.

"G'night kiddo, have a good one." Harv tells me in a tired yet sweet voice.

"Sweet Dreams!" I tell him but he doesn't seem to reply and eventually hangs up. I rest my head on my pillow smiling and happy to have met Harv today! But something's wrong, there's something about him. He sometimes seems to be bored and annoyed with me, he thinks I don't notice but I do. Even so, I can't help to notice that he doesn't leave me. He cares…and I think that's why…I like him...as a friend of course!...right?

The next day, at lunch I decide to do a bit of Q & A with Harv. Harvy Harvy Harv Harv!

Q: So Harv…do you miss your friends?

A: Of course not! Who need weak friends like those amateur Barbarians! (Slamming his fist on the table making me jump a bit)

Q: Am…I…your friend? (Twirling the straw in my fruity juice)

A: I guess, if anyone in this lousy place is it has to be you I guess.

I was actually really shocked to hear that.

Q: So you like m-

Before I could finish his so called friends come along taking up all the chairs and eventually my chair as well, forcefully. One of the bigger guys knocks me out of my seat and I land on my arm…ouch….I look at Harv, expecting him to say something about this.

A: Oh, bye Finn. (Without even taking a glance my way)

I pick my self up and brush myself off with my chin up and nose in the air. I wait to I and out of the Cafeteria to start crying…

As I sat in the back of the building crying and hating Harv for not being a real friend, I noticed something watching me from afar. It looked almost like a…like a unicorn....hmm…ahhhh! It approached, it started to run towards me, I cant move! Oh, its just some new creepy pale kid. "Hi, ominous stranger! You're my new best friend now! Friends!"

"Yeeesss, I have a feeling we're going to be really close friends…really close." He relplys smoothly.

"Okay, what ever that means…creep. So what's your name?"

"Well-."

"Wait! You mustn't tell me! Is it…Harv number 2?"

"No."

Well now it is!"

I wrap my arm around his and start skipping towards the part where a new journey awaits! I see Harv looking for me from the corner of my eye, I completely ignore him and walk away. But he fallows me; he obviously can't stay away from me, I mean, who can!

We reach the park when Harv number two offers to play hide and go seek, my favorite!

"No its not you hate getting your precious shoes dirty!" Harv yells towards me as if he read my mind hiding behind a tree.

"These are Limited edition Bison fur shoes of course I don't want them getting all ruined. They-are –BEAUTIFUL! Anyways, Harv number two is teaching me how fun it can be." I say sticking my tongue out at him.

"Harv number 2!" Harv says.

I ignore him and start to count.

One-two- I hear the sound of a knife being pulled out of a pocket…ignoring!-three-four- Lodi da that wasn't a menacing laugh I heard…5

"Yes, yes, count, count while I kill you!" Harv 2 whispers.

And then I hear Harv streaming, so I turn around quickly, and I see Harv holding down Harv number 2. I did hear a knife, was Harv number two trying to kill me.

"Harv what are you doing! Get off of my new best friend."

"What! He was trying to kill you, can't you tell he's a unicorn!"

I stare at Harv number 2 trying to find a resemblance, I see none.

And so Harv number 2 finally says, "Hey no peeking!"

"Oh right, sorry!" and I go back to counting…6...7

"Oh come on Finn! Look at his horn! His horn!"

I stare at him again for another thirty minutes, and by then both Harv's are enveloped in their own conversation and playing some sort of a card game . And I screamed, "He's a unicorn! I knew it all along! Why Harv number 2, why! Why did you have to be an eeevvviiil unicorn trying to kill me with a knife, why didn't you just use your horn, why!" Both Harv's look at me bewildered.

"Well, I can if you want me two I guess…" Harv number two, or should I say evil unicorn…number 1. "No its too late evil doer, the damage has been done!" And so he turns into his true form. The form that has tortured my mind for years. He's the unicorn that stabbed the hole of doom through my chest! And so he walks into the sunset and disappears over the horizon. But then he peaks his head over the horizon and tells me, "I'm still going to kill you one day my boy." I couldn't help but to notice that Harv's jaw dropped about two feet. And so I ask him what was wrong. "What the hell was that about!" he asks me. "Oh that, something like that happens to me at least once a week. Hey I'm still mad at you!" I tell him turning my back at him.

"How 'bout we go shopping?"

"Shopping!" He's only known me for a few days but he knows exactly what to say. I believe shopping has the power to lift up anybody's spirits! And to summon Godzilla, but lets not get too into that. All I know is that Harv is my hero! And in my book, heroes deserve to wear something poofy and frilly, and so I buy him a cute little blouse at Foofy outlet! He was a bit disappointed that I got rid of his poopy brown clothes but I think he'll make more friends at school looking more stylish, because I know he already won my vote. He's so cute!

SLEEP OVER TIME!

It's been a week since I met Harv and he's finally agreed on a sleep over! He had to tell him dad I was a girl thought, oh well. He's here and that's all that matters. We both took turns using the bathroom to brush our teeth and put on our jimmies! Nothings more important than oral hygiene, oooh shiiinnny. One look at my jimmies and Harv forced me to change. He claimed it didn't look comfortable. I stood my ground and told him it may not be comfortable to sleep in but I sure will look good while doing it. "For who? Everyone will be sleeping!" He says and hands me his change of shirt. "This? But its hideous, what about that thing that I bought you, plus, what am I going to put on for trousers, unless you want to see my undies." I say in a flirty way. He forces me to go put it on and so I do. I come out and notice that I don't need to wear anything for pants, its falls as far as my knees. I never noticed how bigger Harv cloths are compared to mine, fits me like a dress!

That night we played board games, dress up, and role played. Harv actually started to have fun, but he didn't admit it of course. I don't even remember falling asleep, all I can remember is that Harv slept on the floor, and I slept on my comfy bed.

But the morning brought a surprise when I found myself face to face with Harv.

"Why hello there." I tell him not expecting him to wake up, but he eventually does.

"'Yawn' hey did'ya fall on the floor or something?" ugh, morning breath.

"I don't know why dint you look for yourself?"

And so he looks down and around, and he notices that we were both wearing the same shirt. Apparently, in the middle of the night he crawled into my bed, slid into the shirt he let me borrow, ignoring the fact that I was also in it, and fell back to sleep.

He screams, struggling to get out. "So, are you going to explain why you couldn't resist being so close to me at night?" I ask winking at him.

"I must have gotten cold during the night that's all!"

"Oh really, is that why you had your arms wrapped around me?"

"I did not! And even if I did it was probably just because I forgot my ted…"

"Your ted what? Your Ted the Gruesome Barbarian poster. Your, dare I say Teddy!"

"NO!" he quickly replies.

And at that moment my mom walks in holding an apple. She stands their staring at the fact that me and Harv look like Siamese twins at the moment. "I'll ask you to help me kill the neighbors another time." And quickly runs out. "Kill the neighbors? Well those dwarfs are creepy…" I say as Harv continues to slid him self out of the shirt.

For the rest of the day, while we waited for Harv's dad to come pick him up, we sat on opposite sides of the room. Well Harv did at least. Any time I tried to sit next to him he crawled away like a monkey in the corner.

Well that was awkward. And the next day of school wasn't much different. We were distant in class, I spaced out for a while. What's wrong with him, what is he homophobic! I got so space out that the teacher yelled at me, so I gave him puppy eyes and he gave me a break, what a softy. After wiping the spit off my face, I noticed that Harv was staring at me. When I looked back at him, he turned away.

The whole week was just hell. He wouldn't eat lunch with me, he would answer my bird calls, and I even played my harp through the can communicator.

I've been pushed and shoved at school without his protection…

It's been a week and I can't take it anymore! I'm so lonely. I can't even play with the creepy dwarfs now that my mom got rid of them. I don't care what he says I'm eating lunch with him. I marched up to him, he was sitting with all him friends.

"Harv!"

No reply…

"Harv!"

his friend glanced at me but Harv didn't bother to turn around. I just stood looking foolish holding my lunch tray. I have to tell him…what's the worst that can happen…

"Harvey! I…I… I love you!"

That's the worst that could happen, the whole cafeteria can go quiet, Harv can loose all his friends, and I can stand their…with not response.

He doesn't even acknowledge me. Like nothing happened. I fall on my knees with my hands to my face covering my tears. I hear foot steps. Oh no, it's the Head Master isn't it, I'm going to be punished for making a scene and being a drama queen. Wait the head master doesn't have feet.

But he does have arms, which are what I feel wrap around me. It's Harv! He kisses me on the forehead, and so I wrap my arms around him as well as he kneels in front of me.

For the first time in my life, I didn't care what people thought.