Super long A\N: Okay, before you start reading, just letting you know this story is pretty random for a start (before I actually got the idea for the story, lol). I would like to tell you that the content in here is recommended for mature (pffft!) audiences. Well, anyone can read it, but you were warned. As you probably don't know what surprises are (long story… you're probably not interested XD) they are basically condoms… lol.

I'm also introducing fan-made characters in this story that I've had for ages but haven't really written anything about that I can be bothered submitting… Melissa the bat is based on my best friend in real life -. I don't have her profile on this computer but I'm going to get it on the weekend. I'm not in here until the next chapter… so yeah. Oh, and I have Melissa's permission to use her, since we both just made the first chapter by saying random sentences when we were bored. Uhh… I think it's long enough onto the story!

Prologue: In your face

Once upon a time there were Sonic and Amy running around with no faces.

Sonic was running away from Amy because she caught him looking up something on the computer of Knuckles and Rouge having a Surprise party. Also, he noticed, Shadow (only 13 at the time) happened to be watching in the window.

Shadow was sitting on the window outside thinking about Melissa the Bat when she flew above his head. He jumped after her in an attempt to glomp her, but he couldn't reach. So he sat down on the grass, sniffling.

Silver walked past seeing Shadow thinking it was Sonic (as it was rather dark on that particular evening). Silver was very jealous of Sonic and had the greatest desire to kill him. Looking in a bush, he found an unwanted Surprise. He snuck over behind Shadow, shoving it over his face, causing Shadow to asphyxiate.

Fortunately for Shadow; being 'The Ultimate Life Form' and all, reincarnated himself into his body and poked breathing holes in the Surprise.

That was when he saw it.

It looked very familiar… like Silver's hair.

He went over to it when he had an urge to touch it. He stroked the leaves and smelt it.

He licked it. He sniffed it. He rolled in it.

Finally the plant was all mashed up and Shadow walked away, high.

A year later…

Shadow was walking along in Melissa's house when he bumped into her, and they fell on top of each other. They rolled around, doing stuff, when they fell downstairs and hit the fridge. They stopped, hearing odd noises coming from inside.

Melissa, confused, opened it to find name censored and name censored inside, wearing maple leaves. Shadow twitched.

They all ran away to get a room but Shadow and Melissa got there first so the other two had to make do with the hallway.

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Tails was running around in circles screaming because he was all alone and didn't know what was happening. Exhausted, he sat down.

After thinking for awhile he decided to go for a walk. Because of his previous running around screaming episode, he changed his mind and went to his new plane, and flew away.

Unfortunately for him, even though he was in a pretty stable state, something happened to his plane and he crashed onto a seemingly deserted island. Until he saw his friends.