Daisy: Hi I AM DAISY!
Kiwi: We all know that!
Daisy: This is my very own one-shot!
Kiwi: Well said... (This is non serious. Some swedish words will be written. The worst fanfic you ever read. And the longest)...
/!/
It was a normal day in sarasha land. The flowers whispered about the princess on a walk. Daisy almost tripped on a Yoshi egg.
"A Yoshi egg?" Daisy gasped in surprise. She gaped at the odd looking egg, plucked it up carefully. Brushed of a tufted feather from it. No it was not a Yoshi egg. This creature had wings. Now the princess were curious. She rushed to the library to see if she could identify the mysterious egg. But the library in her land didn't hold the right information, so she rushed of to the mushroom kingdom. The streets were busy with toads who were flocking around Mario. Daisy remembered him. He saved her one time til that bitch Peach took over. She glared at him as she walked into the library. She looked around the whole but didn't find anything again.
"No luck here either." Daisy sighed. She ran out of the library. Were to go next? She saw a spaceship. Friggin amazed she jumped on it. Hit Mario in the face. Rosalina floated up to her.
"Why hello! I haven't seen you before!" She said.
"Hi I'm DAISY!" Daisy said. She held up the egg. "Do you know what kind of egg this is?"
Rosalina shook her head. Tha prinsessa visste inte. Rosalina trillade ner ifrån luften. She landed with a tudd. She glared at Daisy.
"It's all your fault!"
Rosalina dropped Daisy on a mountain. Daisy gasped of the no air building on the top. Snowpeak laughed at her.
"Do you wan't to hear a story?" It told her. (By the way mountains can't talk in real life! Oh mi gosh!) Daisy started to dance.
"Tell me! Tell me!"
"Det var en gång en fluga. Den hette Oscar. Flugan hade en myggkompis som hette Vante. Vante hade en flickvän som hette Doris. Hon var en ko. En dag råkade Doris trampa ner Vante. Begravningen varade i en minut."
Daisy wiped tears from her face. The story was so sad. Then the egg cracked open. A ugly Yoshi jumped out.
"Ew!" Daisy exclaimed. She wrinkling her nose. "You're ugly!"
The Yoshi glared at her.
"I can say the same thing about you!"
Daisy walked away by stomping. That damn Yoshi! She kicked a stone out of her way. A big forest was in front of her now. Daisy screamed in anger. No body calls her ugly and comes away with it. Dah yoshi will pay.
Mehehe cliffhanger! Wait wut it's a one-shot.? Let's continue to tha epic battle! Ugly yoshi vs Daisy.
Daisy killed the yoshi by tickling.
