I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off

So I don't have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her

It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried coming on to her

Don't they know it's never going to work

They think they'll get inside her

With every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

He just put his hand on her. I dare him to do it again so that I can watch him attempt to leave like the coward he is.
Let's see him do it. Damn, he just did it.
There he goes limping like the coward he is.
Even the ladies hit on her, it gets aggravating but at least they know it won't work out.
Every time she blinks someone's feelin' her up. Why won't they leave her alone?
I'm gonna fucking hurt them.
They have no fucking reason to talk to her.
They all hit on her. Just 'cause they buy her drinks.
They always ask her friends if she'll give them a chance.

I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off

So I don't have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her

It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried coming on to her

Don't they know it's never going to work

They think they'll get inside her

With every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

God, she was frustrating. The clothes she wore made guys stare at her. I wanted to tear their heads off.
It just keeps getting worse I just want her to stay home so that I didn't have to threaten every asshole that hit on her. It happened every time we went out.
I just wanted a night out with my dark wonder. They always ask her friends if she would give them a chance. They always get told she would never even think of giving them a chance. They think that every time she talks to them that she will fuck them. I'm gonna injure them. There's the next coward.

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

I wish you'd do it again I

'll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies

They're cool but twice as crazy

Just as bad for coming on to her

Don't they know it's never going to work

Each time she bats an eyelash

Somebody's grabbing her ass

Everyone keeps coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

He just put his hand on her. I dare him to do it again so that I can watch him attempt to leave like the coward he is.
Let's see him do it. Damn, he just did it.
There he goes limping like the asshole that he is.
Even the ladies hit on her, it gets aggravating but at least they know it won't work out.
Every time she blinks someone's feelin' her up. Why won't they leave her alone?
Damn, fucking coward.