The truth was, sadly, Viola hadn't made it. The person that had been saved at see was, in fact, both her and Sebastian's brother CESARIO. Of course Cesario thought he was a woman, due to the head trauma, and so he dressed up as a man, using his real name as an alias, though he probably didn't realize how dumb that was. Well, whatever. He was mentally retarded, but you never learned that because Shakespeare didn't want to make the Indians feel bad. Because yes, Shakespeare knew about 2012 long before those dumb Indian Mayans.
Anyway, back to the story. Cesario snuck into the palace of the Sultan 'Duka Orsino', imprisoned as a slave. After two days, they became bestest friends and he let him go, talking all about that slutty girl named Olivia that he had a one-night stand with. Yeah, well, Olivia didn't like him like that because, well, she was a slut and slept with men because it was lolzable. Cesario didn't like this because he had a huge crush on the sultan, and so he went to talk to Olivia and pimp slap a hoe. Unfortunately, the events that unfolded weren't quite what the man had expected.
Olivia, the slut she was, abandoned Malvolio, her fuck-mate, for Cesario, the hottie she knew nothing about. But Cesario wasn't having none of it. So he was all like, "Bitch, get up out my grillz." And she was all like, "Baby, let me take you to the stars, the moon, and the heaven." And he was all like, "I DONT THINK SO." And she was all like, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" And then he left, but she told her ex-fuck buddy to stalk him, and so he did.
Later he got sent to prison for that, but no one cares because it was hilarious that he fell in love with the cunt.
A lot of shit happened, Sebastian was rescued by a man named Antonio who was sooo gay for him, Cesario tried to get the sultan to see he was a little gay fag with a schoolboy crush, Olivia continued being a cunt, and Feste continued being adorable, though we don't know what he looks like, really. All I know is I LIKE HIM SO STFU.
In the end, Cesario found out he had a penis, but decided to crossdress as a woman and marry the sultan and Olivia married Sebastian who later got AIDS and killed himself, and then she did too, but all in all it was a happy ending. Yeah.
