The Producers (kh version)

Me:"My version of Mel Brooks's movie and Broadway show the producers (a musical), staring me the kh cast including some the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy cameos and more!"

DJ: "Woot!"

Me: "the disclaimer DJ."


The overture of the movie starts and it starts at the opening night for Riku Bailystock's finest Broadway show Funny boy a musical version of Hamlet sign found atop of the building, then two usherettes in red, DJ Tipton the red head/Blonde streaked pigtailed girl that her hair almost looked like Selkie from FF 7 dirge of Cerebus with the right eye red eye and the left, orange and London her older sister stepped out of the said building and sing what is about to happen. (If you watch the movie and musical you might know how this song goes.

USHERETTE #1 & #2: (DJ and London holding tickets)
Opening night...
It's opening night!
It's Riku Bialystock's latest show
Will it flop or will it go?
The cast is taking its final bow
Here comes the audience now
The doors are open: they're on their way...
Let's hear what they have to say!

Then suddenly a crowd of fancy dress people stepped out of the building looking happy trampled the usherettes. "Ow this is not good for my complexion, there gonna hear from my lawyer!" Groaned London "like you have one?" replied DJ angrily.

FIRST NIGHTERS: (Looking at each other)
He's done it again
He's done it again
Riku Bialystock has done it again!
We can't believe it
You can't conceive it...

MAN FIRST NIGHTER: (Hayner in a tux on the right)
How'd he achieve it?

Then they split up in pairs and DJ and London pops up slowly behind the crowd looking disappointed and looked at each other puzzled.

FIRST NIGHTERS:
It's the worst show in town!
We sat there sighing
Groaning and crying
There's no denying
It's the worst show in town!

WOMEN FIRST NIGHTERS: (Ollete, and Selphie in fancy dresses)
Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss...

MEN FIRST NIGHTERS: (Pence, Zell, and Reno in tuxes on the center standing beside the sign that the show's name)
we've seen shit...

On guy bought a newspaper showing the worst show in town.

FIRST NIGHTERS: (the entire crowd)
But never like this!
Riku Bialystock has done it again!
The songs were rotten
The book was stinkin'
What he did to Shakespeare
Booth did to Lincoln!
We couldn't leave faster...

One guy up on the ladder showed the sign to the show, "We made this for Riku Bialystock!" said one guy on the ladder and flipped the opening night sign to closing night, and the crowd laughed and, the guy on the ladder accidentally fell with minor injuries.

Then one couple ran away and on the guy's newspaper in the headline said FUNNY BOY……NOT SO.

London and DJ appeared again with coats both looking sad

USHERETTE #1 & #2:
What a disaster!

One lady hailed a taxi cab.

FIRST NIGHTERS & USHERETTES:
We are still in shock
Who produced this shlock?
That slimey, sleazy Riku Bialystock
What a bum!!

Then the identity on the guy reading the newspaper was revealed in it was Riku Bialystock the attractive silver haired failure of Broadway history put the newspaper looking quite angry.