31 Rules the Cullen are never to do!
This is my first fan fic! please review! I am planing to do the other twilight characters. Suggestions will be nice. I will also give you credit of them thanks!
Emmett
Photoshop embarrassing pictures of Edward and Jasper to make it looking like they are kissing….
then post it around school
Make a song confessing his passionate love for Esme and show the song to the students and say he found it in Jaspers backpack
or Edward s
or Bella
Switch Rosalie's and Bella's clothes
Replace Bella's pants with bigger sizes and convince her she is shrinking
or with smaller sizes and convince her she is getting bigger
say loudly at lunch that he probably got her pregnant
say it was Jasper who got her pregnant
or Jacob
watch with a huge grin as Edward freaks out
Tell Rosalie she has bad breath after kissing and hands her a breath mint
or taking Bella in a close embrace and say she has bad breath and she needs to take a breathe mint before he kisses her again when Edward is around
or Alice when around
Call out "Rape" during lunch and point to Edward
of Jasper
Tell Bella that no one loves her and to ho jump off a cliff
Tell Rosalie her hair is losing volume
Switch the flag at school with Edwards underwear and point to it and ask him if its his when he is across the parking lot
Get on the intercom and tell Jasper he "had a great time" last night
or Alice
or Bella
Write a love letter to Mike Newton signed by Bella
or Edward
Go to the hospital and run around with a bed pan on his head
Run into the hospital and ask for Carslie saying it is an emergency and tell Carslie that Jasper pinched his finger and gots a boo boo
Call Bella in a creepy voice and say "You gonna die in 7 days"
Replace Rosalie's face cream with foot cream
Donate Alice's new clothes and shoes to "the underprivileged"
"Ok well I think coves most of it" Bella said
"Well this should be good for a while." Edward said
"Why you guy? What did I do wrong?" complained Emmett
"Just read the list" nagged Rosalie
"But…" Emmett strutted
"NOW" Rosalie
"Fine…. Oh my I remember number 20 like it was yesterday!" Emmet said
"It was yesterday" Edward explained
"Oh…." Emmett said
"But Edward you have to admit it was pretty funny. There was no way I could not stop Emmet from that. Also the time when…" Alice said with a cheerful tone
"I am thinking of a list for you now Alice" Edward said with and upset tone
"Why? But it was so funny"
"No it was not it was embracing"
"No it was not"
"Not until some of the girl started a fight over them" Edward said now upset
"But that was what made me decided to let Emmet go along with it"
"Okay you guys quite fighting oh we will be late for school, and yes Alice it was wrong of you not to stop Emmett. You are just encouraging him to do worse stuff. And besides…." Bella said above the argument as she is went into the next room to get her book bag.
"YAAAAAAAAAA… EMMETT YOU KNOW I AM AFRID OF THESE" Bella shouted running back to the front room.
A roar of laugher came from Emmet's bedroom
"What is it" Edward worriedly said
"I…. I… went… I went to….zip up my backpack and….. " Bella said hyperventilating and shaking
"Just take a deep breath" Edward said
"Just give me the pen" Bella managed to say
"Alice do you know anything about this" Edward said
"I did not" Alice said worried
Bella managed to write number 31.
31. Put snakes in Bella's backpack… in fact no snakes ANYWERE
Thanks everyone for reading! Please review! Alice is comming next!
