31 Rules the Cullen are never to do!

This is my first fan fic! please review! I am planing to do the other twilight characters. Suggestions will be nice. I will also give you credit of them thanks!

Emmett

Photoshop embarrassing pictures of Edward and Jasper to make it looking like they are kissing….

then post it around school

Make a song confessing his passionate love for Esme and show the song to the students and say he found it in Jaspers backpack

or Edward s

or Bella

Switch Rosalie's and Bella's clothes

Replace Bella's pants with bigger sizes and convince her she is shrinking

or with smaller sizes and convince her she is getting bigger

say loudly at lunch that he probably got her pregnant

say it was Jasper who got her pregnant

or Jacob

watch with a huge grin as Edward freaks out

Tell Rosalie she has bad breath after kissing and hands her a breath mint

or taking Bella in a close embrace and say she has bad breath and she needs to take a breathe mint before he kisses her again when Edward is around

or Alice when around

Call out "Rape" during lunch and point to Edward

of Jasper

Tell Bella that no one loves her and to ho jump off a cliff

Tell Rosalie her hair is losing volume

Switch the flag at school with Edwards underwear and point to it and ask him if its his when he is across the parking lot

Get on the intercom and tell Jasper he "had a great time" last night

or Alice

or Bella

Write a love letter to Mike Newton signed by Bella

or Edward

Go to the hospital and run around with a bed pan on his head

Run into the hospital and ask for Carslie saying it is an emergency and tell Carslie that Jasper pinched his finger and gots a boo boo

Call Bella in a creepy voice and say "You gonna die in 7 days"

Replace Rosalie's face cream with foot cream

Donate Alice's new clothes and shoes to "the underprivileged"

"Ok well I think coves most of it" Bella said

"Well this should be good for a while." Edward said

"Why you guy? What did I do wrong?" complained Emmett

"Just read the list" nagged Rosalie

"But…" Emmett strutted

"NOW" Rosalie

"Fine…. Oh my I remember number 20 like it was yesterday!" Emmet said

"It was yesterday" Edward explained

"Oh…." Emmett said

"But Edward you have to admit it was pretty funny. There was no way I could not stop Emmet from that. Also the time when…" Alice said with a cheerful tone

"I am thinking of a list for you now Alice" Edward said with and upset tone

"Why? But it was so funny"

"No it was not it was embracing"

"No it was not"

"Not until some of the girl started a fight over them" Edward said now upset

"But that was what made me decided to let Emmet go along with it"

"Okay you guys quite fighting oh we will be late for school, and yes Alice it was wrong of you not to stop Emmett. You are just encouraging him to do worse stuff. And besides…." Bella said above the argument as she is went into the next room to get her book bag.

"YAAAAAAAAAA… EMMETT YOU KNOW I AM AFRID OF THESE" Bella shouted running back to the front room.

A roar of laugher came from Emmet's bedroom

"What is it" Edward worriedly said

"I…. I… went… I went to….zip up my backpack and….. " Bella said hyperventilating and shaking

"Just take a deep breath" Edward said

"Just give me the pen" Bella managed to say

"Alice do you know anything about this" Edward said

"I did not" Alice said worried

Bella managed to write number 31.

31. Put snakes in Bella's backpack… in fact no snakes ANYWERE

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