This one goes out my my negro JesusDarkssama. I hope you continue writing bad touhou fanfics. en espanol es muy spic. This is also my like 30th fan fic but I keep getting banned for some odd reason. At least my waifu isn't really Celes. That shit eating whore I'm glad she died. SPOILERS

JUNKO IS THE MASTERMIND OF DANGAN RONPA

"Confound these niggers," said my lord and savior Sasuke sama as he went he went into Alabama for the first time he said with facetious hatred in his voice. Secretly Sasuke loved the members of the African persuesion. "If only my luvly waifu Naruto was here," said Sasuke sama as he plunged his DARKNESS further and further into the void of da south. Suddenly out of nowhere a feeling overtook Sasuke sama. It was not one of mere anal pain he felt from his last bout of "jutsu" with his many homosexual lovers. It was a dubious and terrifying feeling that made him want shit his shoes. It was as though some new form of bullshit was to transpire. And suddenly world war fucking III happened. All to kill Sasuke sama (;_;). However my niggah sasuke sama used his deus ex machina no jutsu and escaped killing most of mexico beliving him to be the people that started the war (ps it was singed). Luckily when all hope looked grim for the world the hero arrived. On his fraudulent vectors motherfucking accelerator rolled the fuck in and came to stop Sasuke from more genocide. Over powering his plot bullshit accelerator vectored around humming "Ode to joy" as he removed all of Sasuke sama's limbs and organs. "Wow you eat dicks -luv acclerator" was the only note that was left on Sasuke sama's sugoi corpse.